Problems I didn't have because I was poor and young:

Please people dump the scented stuff. I live with a person who is alergic to artificial scents and now that I'm in largely stinkfree environment that crap you're wearing is pretty damn disgusting. You smell like Dow Chemical.

hockey player here. If she's wearing all the gear you're not having sex with her because she's wearing ALL the gear.

Good observation. Even when men purchase the product they are often influenced by their mothers or current female partners. However, we should include that "resemblance to gay pornography" is actually part of the DNA of male body construction in popular culture. Remember workout magazines were linked to gay porn in…

I'll take the contradian view and add: exercise, starving, diuretics before shoot, make-up, good lighting, photoshop. This guy does not look like this 360 days of the year.

"kind of thing you'd tell your friends over a bonding session". We'll tell our children about these legendary times when we communicated orally with trusted confidents. Then they will laugh and tell broadcast their thoughts about that conversation over the internet to millions of strangers.

Your life is odd and difficult?

The lime juice has topical roofies in it... just so you get the full effect.

pro-straight. white pride. men's rights. etc. etc.

I'm going to need some help here:

There is no breastfeeding mafia. Stop this right now.

Is tumbler the new "I'm washing my hair and praying so I can't come to the phone."?

"my bedroom is way more heart of darkness" <—— put this on okcupid. report back on response. Thank you.

It's called Tuesday where I come from.

That is what good make-up technique can do for you. Also, everyone on this little thread needs to lighten the hell up about wrinkles.

She's about 42. I'd say that dress is flattering to a middle aged woman. Learning how to use clothing and age gracefully is a skill unknown to most of hollywood.

Yup. I (meaning my kid wanted to and then I took over the heavy lifting) fostered 2 sets of kittens a while ago. The crazy gymnastic flying, hopping sheer insanity of it all was amazing. It, however, did not make up for the crying and weeping when it was time to take them back to the shelter.

I'll probably get corrected but I believe swimming is good for cardio and muscle but not great for weight loss. Giving up on the empty calories in alcohol is a good idea and one I should take to heart... soon, not today... soon.

I started lifting weights purely as emotional therapy—gf cheated on me blahblah. I was in the gym every day for 8 months and gained 15 pound and was muscles on muscles and I was completely miserable and thought I was ugly. So, yea. I agree with you...

I'm gonna need a source on your .gif