What the hell is left-over pizza?

Pizza will last over a week unrefrigerated. Personally tested.

She's another one of these women who I think secretly eat babies to keep from aging.

Two things:

If you're going to a Sports Bar to find romance, here's a few tips.

I'm confused...you think any sort of alteration via Photoshop makes one a crap photographer, yet you think Photoshop Queen Annie Leibovitiz is an example of a admirable photographer? By your logic, she should be the poster child for what a photographer shouldn't do. It's not just the Dunham shoot, it's how Annie…

I think retouching has been a part of professional photography for quite some time now - long before photoshop was even invented. So what the hell are you talking about?

Have I personally offended you? I've seen you on here before and know you're not a troll. Are you just a massive fucking asshole, or what is your deal? My point was that these aren't particularly edited shots and that they were fairly true to the original photos, so the bounty on the pictures did not serve any purpose…

After spending 15 years as a photographer and countless hours in the darkroom, I am authorized to say you don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about. Dodge and burn, fool. Dodge and burn.

that was a trick posting cuz we all know women don't poop!

Did you know Titanic was filmed in front of a green screen? OMG THEY WERN'T EVEN REALLY IN THE OCEAN! STOP THE PRESSES!

This.

The $10,000 reward suggests they thought the images would be shockingly, outrageously edited, and worth an ~expose~ about how women like Lena aren't allowed to appear in their natural glory. The actual minor retouches, and grasping at "but this is still a lesson, kids!" are kinda womp-womp.

Hmm....I have no idea about the facts in this case. I do know, though, having worked in the court system in India that the police routinely plant evidence and arrest convenient homeless people when they can't solve a crime and are under pressure to do so or don't want to cross the wealthy person who actually committed…

I was going to say blowjobs.

That's odd. When the U.S. wants to reach its preordained conclusion, regardless of the actual facts, the last question it usually asks is: "What WMD?"

And, half of a famous onscreen couple dangles shipper bait ahead of new project. Also never happened before.

Hamilton Nolan objects to your simplistic view of HBCs.

"Study abroad in beautiful Norway this semester!"

This was the first issue I used for masturbatory purposes. I was 13.