I'm really into this. The lyrics borderline on being too mature but not enough for me to disregard the song alltogether. Jaden's part is catchy but I'm sorry, still can't take the kid seriously.

On the bright side, it's just baseball, and not anything anybody gives a shit about.

Approximately 5% of high schools nationwide offer it. It should be a hell of a lot higher.

Overall, across college down to elementary level, its a money loss. Just because a some A schools make money doesnt absolve the overall loss.

shut down the greek system.

Who wore it better?

Bah. I've made it to level 462 without spending a dime.

University of Chicago: Can you believe these upstarts at Northwestern are laying claim to the title of Chicago's team? How outrageous!

Does being a vegetarian prevent you from using Google?

Whatever. I'm drinking Malbec. Right here, right now. I'm miserable, contemplating a divorce after a short marriage (and long partnership), dressed in black, playing Jeff Buckley and reading Faust between interneting my sorrows away. MALBEC forever.

ENJOY YOUR EARTHQUAKE INTO THE OCEAN! *Sobs into ice*

It's not like Erin is employed for her stellar interviewing skills, either.

Now now, ladies. The text of that advert is actually gender neutral. Jez are the real sexists here for assuming men couldn't possibly prefer a bit of knitting!