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Omitting character development was, IMO, one of its best features. Literally all we need to know about these soldiers is that they’re trying to survive and get home; I don’t need some treacly melodrama surrounding a locket with a sweetheart picture or a dying mother.

There is not one line in the movie that doesn’t have significance. In other words there’s no character fluff or back-stories, and that’s why I enjoyed the movie more then I anticipated.

I’m fortunate enough to live in a city with many flaws but one huge redeeming quality: one of the few proper IMAX screens.

And yet he has STILL not played the roll he was born to play...

He might have decided to make this one a personal visit.

Approval from you on a weird car is like having the pope give a thumbs-up.

Otto is the star of the show. Picks out the Honda battery in a Nissan like a pro.

Get me this and a contemporary toyota sera together, and you’ll have the ultimate ironic/unironic power garage. Both are cars you can drive around with a straight face and with a sense of humour at the same time, and my god they’d look good side by side. I really think this era of toyota styling has come of age

This is street legal in the UK.

The Grand Tour is a little better this season. They’re still sorting things out and were being very cautious not to be too much like Top Gear in their first season.

Haters gonna hate. Watching the Hoonigan DTs has shown me that Block is a genuinely cool guy that loves cars and racing. Who cares if he doesn’t win competitions? He pays for silly videos that no one else has the balls to do. It’s OK do to things just for fun.

The Beetle has better name brand recognition than that jeep. I feel pretty comfortable saying that, if you put a picture of a Beetle and that jeep in front of most people, the majority would know a VW Beetle, but wouldn’t be able to name the model name or manufacturer of the jeep.

Why do Hot Dogs come in 10 packs while Buns come in 8?

“This all seems totally legitimate so far.”

Now I know you’re a Nigerian Prince!

Damn I didn’t think he’d actually fall for my joke email.

I can usually make it through “Hot Cross Buns” on a Piano without messing it up.

Troll harder.

You do know Plant is essentially a blues legend himself? I’m not sure I’d characterize it as theft.

Thanks kiddo! Now you go back to listening to your new soulless generic pop hip-hop country club disney music written by other older skilled folk who get paid to write such drivel for nothing more than talentless karaoke singers hell bent on reality show fame or fashion line futures. m-kay?