Frankly, I have no idea how Kinja works. But, if there is any way to isolate everyone who stars this post I am banning all of you.

No, but they’re certainly circumstantial evidence of a flack’s couching circumlocution ...

Do you mean transcribed? Frank get excited about that, too.

I wonder if the stenographer recorded that.

That anonymous buyer is a better dad than Jay Cutler.

So it garnered about as much interest as “500 Days of Kristin”?

"Sorry about the boner sir. I'm just a really big Pats fan."

I enjoyed this response:

Or, Dennis Dodd stars in the "The Pacificer 2: the Crying Game," Christmas '16.

"Who wants to sex, mourning?"
-necrophiliacs

Michael Jordan finally catches a break.

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I'd like to see you try closed captioning a Kings and 76ers game without hitting the sauce.

I was thinking he looked like the actor who would play Al Bundy on an Italian adaptation of Married with Children.

Gotta love the analyst going "that's a travel", doing the highlight truther's work for them.

I've seen this look before.

Found his replacement:

This is like when Daulerio left Deadspin but with better hair.