Am I missing something?

When Payton spoke, it was great. But you still have Roddick and McNabb playing bumper cars over everything.

This is their panel, no matter what sport or issue is being discussed. Late last night, they talked about Iverson retiring. It went about as well as you think it did.

That may very well be. So what? It doesn't make it any less of an outrage. Besides, 15-, 16-, and 17-year olds are not "kids" who don't know any better.

Right there with ya. This is from their Rockpalast show in Germany, 1980. Check out the rest of it. It's worth it.

Poodles are your best bet. I know, it's a poodle, but it's for the kids right? And you don't have to get the little French pom-pom poodles. Standard and giant poodles are actually pretty good dogs. Anyway, they don't shed and dander is not a big problem.

This might be the most un-Jalopnik post of all time.

What kind of a woman falls for a guy like this?

So what's the story on that tire with the goiter?

True, but that screen has become somewhat of a detriment to the stadium. It completely dominates the view. Hardly anybody actually watches the game on the field.

Deleted. Somebody beat me to it.

So will this bring an end to the "neighborhood rule" of outs at second base on double plays?

Nelson Cruz and Neftali Feliz had far, far more to do with the Rangers choking away that series.

I like my funk a little dirtier.

Are you fucking kidding me?

So, based on your brilliant display of logic, we don't even need people in society. Jezebel is down the hall, sir.

I bet you're fun at parties.

I don't think he's an Astros beat writer any more. I don't even think he writes for the Houston Chronicle any more. It's too bad. I always liked his stuff.

My bad. I didn't see it as a typo, because he does write posts under the heading 'dadspin', where he talks about kids and parenthood, not at all bro-ey or sportsy. Sorry for jumping offside!