That may very well be. So what? It doesn't make it any less of an outrage. Besides, 15-, 16-, and 17-year olds are not "kids" who don't know any better.

Right there with ya. This is from their Rockpalast show in Germany, 1980. Check out the rest of it. It's worth it.

Poodles are your best bet. I know, it's a poodle, but it's for the kids right? And you don't have to get the little French pom-pom poodles. Standard and giant poodles are actually pretty good dogs. Anyway, they don't shed and dander is not a big problem.

This might be the most un-Jalopnik post of all time.

What kind of a woman falls for a guy like this?

So what's the story on that tire with the goiter?

Deleted. Somebody beat me to it.

So will this bring an end to the "neighborhood rule" of outs at second base on double plays?

Nelson Cruz and Neftali Feliz had far, far more to do with the Rangers choking away that series.

I like my funk a little dirtier.

Are you fucking kidding me?

So, based on your brilliant display of logic, we don't even need people in society. Jezebel is down the hall, sir.

I bet you're fun at parties.

I don't think he's an Astros beat writer any more. I don't even think he writes for the Houston Chronicle any more. It's too bad. I always liked his stuff.

On a related note, we'll soon be able to see if a peckerwood is susceptible to a concussion.

So which, if any, of the wacky Pro Bowl rule changes will make it to real NFL games?

This won't help matters.

That insight sounds pretty spot on. I fall well outside of the age demographic, but above-average alcohol consumption? You bet!

No, no, no. All of those are wrong. The headline should be "Demonstrator Gets Way Too Close To Power Lines".

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