Jeepers, that sucks, man. I mean, you bought sodas and everything! But in all seriousness, that is a fairly aggressive soda-to-pizza ratio.

Was there a foul? Yes. But Ginobili, in yet another WTF move, just tucks the ball away like a fullback and barrels into the lane, out of control. Do the NBA refs suck? Seems that way, but for the most part they suck equally for both sides. Genobli's performance last night (crucial missed free throw, eight turnovers!)…

You had an asshole for a teacher at summer camp. And your English teacher was definitely not very good.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

Totally agree. And, it has to be accompanied by THE LOOK. I'm not sure at what age that look is imprinted on a kid, but I know I was pretty young when all it took to get me to stop being a little shit was seeing THE LOOK on my mom's or dad's face.

Well, thanks a lot for making me Google 'Mogen clamp'.

I think he's telling us that the library must be at least three times as big.

James Neal was acquired through a trade with the Dallas Stars two years (?) ago. I know this because I've watched Alex Goligoski spare everyone to death since coming here.

Isn't there still the issue of Jay-Z's as yet unsold share of the Nets? Does that prevent only Jay-Z himself, or Roc Nation Sports as a whole, from representing NBA players? Sorry, Liz Mullen's "article" didn't cover this.

What in all of the fucks does that have to do with what this kid is doing?

I'm sure Pavelski was trying to lift it, but by the time he settled the puck, it was behind his feet, making it much more difficult.

I never heard of this atrocity, so I had to look it up. From Smuckers website:

Anyone else notice the not insignificant puff of smoke from the exhaust right before everything let go? Just a coincidence?

+ all of them.

Heathen! Thou shalt not take Elmer Fudd's name in vain!

Let's not forget. This is the guy who gave us "so poor, and so black" during CNN's Katrina coverage. He is a wretched and/or stupid person.

...and a coach who puts defense first (McHale)...

Is it really necessary to jam a 'Related' in the middle of a three-sentence post?

Yeah, that's Ashley Freiberg. Fairly consistent podium finisher.

You have to consider that this is an exhibition. These guys are well beyond their driving-in-anger years, and they probably didn't have a lot of seat time in the car beforehand. Also, based on what I saw in the video, the cars look to be bone stock road versions, except for the window net.