Honestly, if the Aztec had one singular headlight it would look so much fucking better. That combined with the double grill is the worst part about the car.

It’s an improvement, but still ugly. The problem is the top area of the hood. If the marker lights were dropped below the headlights and the hood were sloped over to remove the top two cut-outs, the front end would flow better. Of course, those changes and his changes still don’t address the rear design.... I’m not in…

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?

Three things stick out:

Don’t forget: the Power Wagon on Simon & Simon, Rocky’s GMC half ton from The Rockford Files, Jon Baker’s C10 from CHiPs, and Uncle Jesse’s ‘73 F100 in The Dukes of Hazzard! All classic single cabs.

Also some pretty sweet single-cab squarebodies in Hooper and of course The Fall Guy!

I know there’s a less-than-zero-percent chance of it happening, but I have been hoping its name is Firebird and will spearhead the revival of Pontiac.

THAT CAPE

1. Fuck Mike Huckabee

When Millennials be moving on up in life.

I understand that, and the marketing will be key. That said, I think it needs to be more like the old Scrambler than the Baja. Both of which failed. Less cab and more bed as in the image below would be way more appealing to me.

We should all go into their dealership for test drives of their vehicles and do exactly this...

Yes, but everyone’s insurance is more expensive because getting hit at 3mph causes $1500 in damage.

A Mexican month is 10 years

Not sure if I like it or not, but hood art should become a thing again.

COTD

Fail Rated.

Although the cannibalism may seem severe, it is thankfully brief. In other species, the female will slowly suck the life out of her partner over a period of decades. This process is commonly referred to as marriage.

You missed an important one!