I used to live in Cary, in the “Historic District,” which refers to any neighborhood established before passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the sudden influx of whites from Raleigh.

We have a saying:

shiny and chrome

Chris Cillizza’s got the vapors over this at WaPo. But the last time I saw him on MSNBC, I swear, if he’d just been in a bar or at a party, I’d’ve written him off as a cokehead. The dude was squealing.

You neglected to mention the truck driver’s gear change* at 1:51:

Donald Trump, a rooster who wandered into the house and has to be restrained beneath a metal wastebasket,

The Dooce Bag

Sistah.

Relax y’all. Those clowns will disappear back to Raleigh as soon as the NC state legislature is back in session.

Maybe she could be battered and deep fried.

Roasting Ann Coulter is like roasting a Slim Jim.

Who else but an American university would hire her and in what capacity? She couldn't earn a living in the real world. And how could we go on without her thoughts on Madonna?

I have four cats. They keep me running.

I dreamed I killed a large, bright red bird on my roof by shooting it with a shiny red arrow from a shiny red bow. There were baby owls (giant baby owls) on the roof as well, sleeping in the gutters, and a lost songbird in the house. They didn’t worry me. But the large red bird had to die. When I woke up, I felt sad…

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Some states have an extended period of early Rapture, but only for registered Republicans.

“... and with the trump of God...”