“Also, I was trying to get our entire team to follow Kap’s protest and would have except our chickenshit QB thought it would be bad for his advertising value to say anything of interest about anything controversial.”

To be fair, market research determined 90% of the crowd would leave after the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic, so they stocked up accordingly.

Paying $250 a ticket to sit in a shit stadium and watch the shit Rams and shit Seahawks shir all over the field while you die of dehydration because you can’t get water, or sit in the comfort of your own home and watch on TV, spending that $250 on Sunday Ticket if you’re out of market.

Kurt Warner has really let himself go.

“Sunday’s game was a boring 3-0 shutout loss.” A true statement if you know shit about baseball. The deliverer of that shutout loss was Alex Reyes, 22 years old, the top pitching prospect in baseball, and owner of a 101mph fastball, brutal changeup, and a 1.03 ERA.

I don’t root for anyone to be injured, but if it’s going to happen, I’m OK with it being this child-beating asshole.

Tom, being not impressed.

And he easily could be going for his FIFTH consecutive MVP right about now. Problem is 1) his shit teammates, and 2) voter fatigue: he’s so good, every single year, that the race becomes Trout v. Mr. Career Season on a Good Team.

Pictured: Case Keenum pointing to which receiver he’s going to throw to.

+6 inches (if you don’t measure it)

+1 Wow that was a dark comment

Wow it’s not just Jared Fogle knocking out teeth with his balls

It’s good to see Puig knock something out.

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

Exactly this. Well said. This whole “shut up and put the team first” is nonsense, as evidenced by the number of players who walked over to Kaepernick after the anthem and hugged him. They said on the broadcast that it has, in fact, brought the team closer together.

Hell, while Martellus Bennett and Devin McCordy were…

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

“There’s still so much to explore and cool new things are still getting discovered every day”

So if he passed the halfway mark, then.... doesn’t he know exactly how much more he has in front of him? A few dozen more hours, I’m guessing, since that’s how long it took him to get to the halfway point.

What a long article about something so boring. lol

I am just spitballing here...but if he’s managed to cross half the planet in a dozen hours, wouldn’t that mean he’s got a dozen to go? I mean, sure, there might be impediments that lengthen that a bit but it shouldn’t take him four times as long to do the 2nd half or anything...