Remember kids: the first person Manning kissed after the Super Bowl was Papa Fucking John.

#allseatsmatter

NFL trivia: The last time an LA resident got pissed off about what a man wearing Chiefs gear did to him? OJ Simpson and Marcus Allen.

No wonder he’s screwing up, he’s trying to eat an imaginery sardine

I’ve been married to my roommate for 16 years, so if she’s going to kill me at this point, I probably did something to deserve it.

Goodell really just wants Dennis Miller back.

It’s fitting that with all the great moves new Titans GM Jon Robinson has made we are talking about retaining Mike Mularkey. Because as a Titans fan, when I start to get excited about the future of this team I remember that they kept Mike Mularkey & it saddens me.

The day pitchers stop hitting is the day I stop watching baseball.

Justice rains from above.

I drank the tap water in Cuernavaca, Mexico, 19 summers ago, brushed my teeth with it, shaved with it... & now I’m a Deadspin commenter.

That is a truly awful shirt and you should be embarrassed to own it. Good grief.

“highly broken and skewed towards pre-made groups of high skill and professional players.”

I know they’ve failed on both.

What is the 250,000 dollar fine for? 4 years of jail and a lifetime of crippling debt!

Found footage of the incident:

My friends and I were kind of bored through most of it. There was what... One TKO, one submission and whole host of decisions? Lots of boos from the crowd in several of the fights too. So it’s kind of surprising to see someone say it was everything it needed to be for one the most hyped UFCs in history.

I’m confused, if everything at stake on sites like CSGOlotto is skins, then what are they skimming off the top? Is cash somehow at play in the bets too? I think I’m just too dense to understand :(

More like ... OJ Yayo, amirite?

It is true, then. The Buck does stop there.

Why do you even bother posting then?