I might have to finally might get a passport.

The mega-douchebag demographic has been saturated. Good riddance.

Clearly he should have turned down the job offer and panhandled on the streets until he had enough money to buy the car, so that he could avoid the $835 in interest payments (laughable, by the way).

Erik did it right here. He bought an affordable car, paid it off in a reasonable amount of time, now he has a reliable, practical, fun car that’s all his. The problem with finance is when you do it the way most Americans seem intent on doing it: with endless seven, eight and nine year loans at some outrageous rate.

Also: check out Nissan’s official press photo!!

Only on Jalopnik:

The appliance is winning.

Those pictures remind me of being in middle-school sex ed, and they show you weird pictures of anatomy that are excessively detailed, and you’re kind of aroused, but also confused and a bit frightened.

Yep.

So here in the bay area we actually have a fair number of airports by us and work. They are separated by 30 miles of bumper to bumper traffic. My boss had a Cessna. We were thinking of starting a carpool to really cut down the time, but when you consider all the crap to get the plane going, then the preflight check,…

aptly named. should be Stealman, though

It feels “grounded to the ground”.

Time for an oil change on a 2006 Altima.

Any of us who wrench, no matter how good we think we are, can relate to this. What I have terrifyingly found, however, is I seem to make fewer mistakes than many actual mechanics. And even when I do, I fix them. Properly. Replacing an entire assembly if need be.

One day electric car fanatics will realize that electric cars affect the environment too. Today is probably not that day though.

Another method, is a few quarter mile runs, looking at the trap speed. Pulling numbers out of my memory for both and talking: 110mph decent entry level performance. 115mph is 400+hp territory. 120-125mph is 500-550hp territory. Over 128mph is a fast fucking car making 600+hp

Another method, if you can find a safe…

“Tesla, turn on my wipers.”

Pretty sure I win

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