It’s Friday! This guy’s ready to get out there and drive like a champion in his Nissan 200SX. Are you?

They asked for “favorites,” not “nemeses.”

The Ridgeline is exactly the right amount of truck for 80% of truck buyers. Five seats, plenty of room in the bed for the occasional Home Despot run for materials or appliances, and civilized on-road handling. Will it tow your hypothetical 50' cigarette boat, or roll coal, or compensate for your micro-penis? No. …

Jeep. Wrangler.

As a relatively recent (2013) grad of an engineering related program, I can tell you that even though their pricing is bullshit, graphing calculators are still the best there is at what they do. Where the graphing calculator isn’t up to snuff, you’re likely to see Fortran or Matlab rather than smartphone/tablet apps.

Good. Fuck unions. Nothing good in the last thirty years ever come out of the UAW occupying the Big Three’s shops.

Ah, the 420B package. I wonder why it isn’t part of the online configurator.

She’s got a [license] to ri-hide. She’s got a [license] to ri-hi-hiiiide. She’s got a [license] to ride but she don’t care.

Ratzenberger’s incident would be prevented today (at least in theory) by a combination of the higher cockpit surrounds, but more so by the side impact structures.

Dear Predictable,

Corvettes are the Bud Light of sports cars.

“Too bad neither would fit well and it would end up costing a lot.”

Take a gander at that camber. They think it’s glamour but it just leaves the car hampered. It’s a cancer!

Huh. The way they say it sounds nothing like Ass-Engined Nazimobile. Weird.

$40K.....CRACK PIPE.

His clone probably wrecked him.

Jalops tend to forget we are the minority in vehicle choices. The rest of the country hates everything jalops love.

that there photoshop up top is one of your finest yet jason