Orrrrrrr they could shut their damn mouths about RS models and focus their efforts on building this:

The fact that you even asked this question only proves to me that this site is in its death throws. Jalopnik is a car blog, SEMA is the epicenter of the aftermarket modification market. It is not open to the public, which would make the public’s main source for SEMA information the press. Do you have anyone at SEMA…

The camps are run by an ex-Special Forces A-Team member, BBA Baracus.

We, US-grounded stick-shift enthusiasts, are dinosaurs. We keep harping about the lack of availability of manual cars in the US, when in another decade or so most cars won’t have any gears (like a Tesla) or will be self-driving and fully taking over from you if you try to drive in a more exuberant way.

And the first batch of unicorns had osteoporosis or something.

In the future I’ll be able to reach out to the dash and push a button for a radio station and push another button to adjust my cabin climate. I won’t have to scroll and swipe my way through layers of menus on a flat screen.

reminds me of this Italian home interior...

Doesn’t the Model 3 already have those stats?

and then... years later....abandon your dreams of excellence.

I enjoyed this article. It was informative without being pedantic, and short enough to read on the can and not have the wife shout down “are you playing with yourself in there or what?!”

Yeah, I should have included that as well. But it seems like full-fledged gambling has wrecked more lives/families than state-sanctioned lotteries. I could be wrong though. Lotteries are a few bucks (or 10, 20) a week whereas you can wipe out your life savings at a casino in under an hour.

Gift cards to buy apps, you say? Some suggestions, which may or may not yet be available on iTunes yet:

I would love to see Deadspin and Jalopnik unshackled from the Gawker/Jezebel shitshow.

Do we really need the “Grain of salt” disclaimer on a Radio Free Europe report?

It’s not that simple though. A biker without a helmet carries a societal cost of emergency services. Plus, every person that is unable to work has a negative effect on the economy

Today’s CAR’S are so fast, you can only legally take them to their limit on a race track. And when you’re on a race track, you’ll find they’re not the fastest cars there.

Imagine how black people must feel.

Love this site but get so tired of snippy liberal comments. Can they hire an Anti Snippy Liberal Editor to strike pointless comments that annoy anyone that doesn’t want Hillary or Bernie? I just want to enjoy cars.

If you wouldn’t buy anything, then don’t answer the “what would you buy” question. This is a car website asking about cars you would buy in the fantasy world where you win the lottery, not asking how you would disguise yourself. He’s asking how you would indulge the passion that this website is about because its…

Not a car enthusiast. A warranty arbitrage enthusiast.