“Nancy Drew is an imperfect feminist character—she’s straight, white, and eternally good-looking—” Nice.

This car needs more air conditioning vents on the dashboard.

Stef, wait til you have a baby. Then you’ll be tougher than anything a broken down man will ever do.

In most states, HOAs are highly regulated.

While I truly wish you luck, I’ll offer some advice to keep politics out of it. The last thing we need is to have another pastime ruined by fucking leftists.

Yes! We should also rename Washington DC (named after 2 racists- Washington and Columbus). Also we should erase the Declaration of Independence. Signed by mostly racists. In addition, GM and Ford should each be nationalized, because for many years they had racist hiring policies.

Car broke. Told flatbed driver to kiss my black ass.

Knock, knock. Hugo Chavez’s ghost here. I’ve come to destabilize your country because instead of investing in infrastructure, education, or the masses, you are out buying Rolls Royce Cullinans.

The Prepper Lobby...

EXACTLY. The to pay cash for a car. If any of you are true ballers tell me what happens when you try to do that... (don’t google it bitch).

Know someone who left one of their wedding gifts worth a couple grand in backseat of Uber. Called the driver and he said he saw package and would return next morning. Next morning came he didn’t show up and later texted someone broke into his car.

Nuthin more crazy than a disgruntled old man. Those mofos will fly off the hinge if their salt shaker is outta place.

God damn this is the most honest assessment I’ve read from a Democrat. As a non-Democrat, your analysis of Sanders appeal was SPOT ON.

“France is chill and cool...”

Seeing how the new Civic looks like a last-gen Toyota Prius that was beat with a bag of nickels, I expect the new Accord will look like a cross between a train wreck and a Samsung refrigerator.

3x

And that would be wrong how...?

How about these: anecdotally speaking, these are overwhelmingly lady maneuvers:

“Don’t owe America shit?” Stop paying taxes and see what happens.

This little study is all bullshit, and the people that believe it are morons.