I love that this turned into a discussion about the merits of the various Warren Zevon songs.

his everything was perfect. The good ones always die.

...and did you call the police at any point in this process?

Seems like you have him, in writing, on about 6 criminal charges.

You did’t address the question though, were you dating 2 other guys at the time? I mean, you cant tell people what to do, but it’s in the interest of someones sexual safety to disclose if you are out there whoring around.

If you are dating a bunch of people and don’t inform them of that, you are kind of a bad person…

How dare you state the facts in this case that do not push the feminist agenda!

Can someone please photoshop him wearing Senator Palpatine’s sith hood?

Ha, this happened to me in Ibiza once, 80 euro for a 10 min ride into town.

Cabbie threatened to keep my suitcase (which was filled with 3 sets of swimming trunks, hangover remedies and about 4 white dress shirts. knowing it’s contents I said “Fine, keep it, go fuck yourself!”

8 or so months later my suitcase shows up…

If they really cared about the environment they wouldn’t be wearing goose down jackets.

It’s quite the opposite in reality. An orthodox fighter would get chewed up and spit out by someone with his style. Look what Dillishaw did to Barao both times and he’s just a counter-fighter, Cruz is something totally unique. He’s got this weird combo of aggression and countering that effectively just puts guys on…

There should be a *Most Likely in there somewhere...

I wanted a ps4. I got one. I’m way fucking happier.

“Just be alert incase I fall down...”

My grandpa used to say the exact same thing to me all the time...

Actually, I’m pretty sure I have the right to beat the shit out of someone in their own car without being filmed and put on blast for the whole internet to see.

Listen lady, play ball or get off the field.

You got an apartment in New York FUCKING City for a grand a month and are complaining about having to use a specific door? You’re lucky they let you walk by the building...

Actually, I’m pretty sure the whole entire crux of the good Dr’s argument was that black lives mattered...

They just didn’t have hashtags back then is all, I can understand his confusion.