There’s a problem with abortion, and there’s a problem with Plan B. WHAT THE HELL?!?

Kendu? More like Can’t Do, amirite, ladies?

Real talk what is white conservative male’s obsession with cuckolding? It’s like they just discovered youporn but are trying to be lowkey about things they didn’t know existed or had an actual name for.

Kinda makes you wish Jesus had said something about not judging others, amirite?

If Comey were quick on his feet- he should have said ‘Senator Rubio- I did not tell the president that he shouldn’t be doing those things for the same reason that the women he grabbed by p**** may not have told him. He should know better. ‘

Brawny? It was written on a paper towel? I believe it.

If facts still mattered, I’d suggest reviewing their timeline when Obama was president and highlight all the times “friend” cut him no slack (I’ve yet to meet a Trump supporter that is also an Obama fan). But now-a-days they’ll shrug and insist it’s different, though they can’t (or won’t) say why. 

Bush has some scumbag tendencies - don’t forget that he’s a war criminal - but he also has some redeeming qualities. I’d like to see him imprisoned at The Hague, but I don’t mind if they make him comfortable while he’s there.

Republicans about poors who unwittingly break a bullshit law:

Remember when the founding fathers created an electoral body whose slate of electors would be chosen by the people and then they, the electors, would get together and discuss the merits of each candidate for office of the POTUS and, from that, decide upon who is competent enough to be president and vice president?

I just hope they’re going on something more than his past record and the fact that he visited the victims apartment building. Police in my experience tend to be more interested in getting an easy win that getting the right person.

Missouri is one of a handful of states with a “trigger law” — meaning that if SCOTUS ever decides to return abortion regulation back to the individual states, Missouri’s legislature, as a matter of public policy, commits to re-criminalize abortion.

It’s nothing too horrible, just when someone tried to catch Billy Graham in a compromising position. He decided it was too dangerous to deal with women besides his wife.

I think that 89 to 93 percent of counties in the U.S. have no abortion provider. None. And a lot of places want to prohibit telemedicine abortions, where a doctor talks to you remotely, and a nurse or nurse practitioner gives you the pills.

I imagine this is what sex between Mother and Pence must look like. Not that I sit around daydreaming about Pence’s sexy times or anything like that... I just imagined is all.

“...there’s literally ONE place in all of Missouri...”

Did they make all the lady-astronauts leave the cake cutting ceremony so Mike could eat exclusively in the presence of men?

In Space, Mother can’t read your impure thoughts.

Put the dog down just like he said. Comfort dog has failed it’s job. It’s too easy to call any animal a comfort animal. More and more people are using this loophole to keep their pets with them at all times. Did anyone ask if anyone was allergic to dogs before boarding? What about comforting humans?