Horseradish is awesome. I grew up on it (27) and making it is a family tradition.

I was just thinking about them recently. I’m from Eastern Europe and they were quite the success here. It’s horrible that even one of them says something like that. But I think it shows that the world is sort of going backwards in many places with backlash against LGBT and women. Even where I am from there is going to…

Yes. And it further concerns me that you are a kinja handle created by some previous unknown additional persona of mine. Maybe I finally need meds! I eat no fish. None. Ever. Of any sort. I was about 8 and my mother took me to Red Lobster for a business lunch and made me stand by the lobster case. I remember looking…

Does anyone else remember the Russian faux lesbian duo t.a.T.u? Not sure of the average age of Jezzies readers. So I might be showing my age(35 shhhh).

I would say in these miserable times that it’s more prudent to hate everything and only try one new thing a week when you’re alone and slightly drunk. Seems safest.

Terrible to keep clean. I am sure of it.

My favorite is still the one of a shampoo bottle that states “Do not drink the shampoo” in its warning section.

Mandolins are an object fraught with a bloody history at our house. I have a partner who is terrified of the thing and can’t be present when I use it. While I always use the hand guard, it’s not enough for him. However, he loves scalloped potatoes, so he has to deal with it.

Now I’m curious! Top three favorite foods, Shygurl. Go!

ARE YOU KIDDING? Bacon. Smoked bacon. Sometimes with real maple syrup in the fry.

In my defense, I also said bacon. That gives me some leniency, right?

I have an expensive, absolutely perfect mandolin that requires an annual blood sacrifice from only me. I am adept with sharp items, but this particular instrument nearly cost me Thanksgiving dinner and a pinky (lived next door to an RN FTW!). So now only Mister Device is allowed to handle the device, which has never…

So, you *are* me, then!

But what if it is delicious? :(

Not even Lenders? Let’s not get crazy here.

Avacado on toast? Horseradish? Artichoke leaves?

Elena’s story happened before Russia instituted “gay propaganda” laws

Happy dance for a happy couple

My mom had to go to the emergency room 3 times for slicing her thumb while cutting a bagel. My neighbor, who took her the 3rd time, bought her a bagel slicer, that she still uses.

OMG I did not know Bishop Bullwinkle existed! THANK YOU for this!