You devil, you.

Sorry, the jig is up, Mr. tRUmp.

On a kinja blog post (can’t remember if it was Lifehacker, the Skillet, or what) the writer asked about readers’ favorite cooking “hacks” so I said that microwaving an egg still in its shell for 5 minutes will get you a perfect hard boiled egg. In reality the egg will explode in your microwave and you’ll have a good…

Last year I covered everything in my boss’s boss’s office in Christmas wrapping paper, ala The Office (except his desk was still in there.)

So the two times I’ve been featured in Pissing Contest now have been about the worst boss I ever had and the worst dude I ever dated. Thank you, I’m totally killin’ it!

Is telling your abusive husband that you're going on a two week trip to visit your parents and celebrate your pregnancy but then never coming back considered a prank? Because it felt like I was pranking him and it was definitely some of my best work.

This tale starts, as do many great stories, in college.

So this one will only be funny to the people who play or played World of Warcraft. I apologize in advance for losing everyone else. The victim of this prank was my guild leader of many years. As one of her most trusted friends, I was given the password to her account while she was on vacation, in case anything needed…

Convincing the world I didn’t exist!

Dear Goddess, I have no opinion on this and no desire to research it myself, but I could read these posts all night. Let there be more of them to savor after my bath.

I grew up in the Midwest. I relate to that scene so much.

HGTV! Of course — I’ve been trying to figure out why people look at an older house with character and can’t see what’s great about them. I bought my 1903 house in 2002, have fixed it up around myself (nothing major, paint, spackle, did have the bathroom reno’d but kept the cast iron tub. Just moved the door out of the…

I assume jail will be bargained down to house arrest (aka: Martha Stewart prison). Or it will be country club prison where the biggest complaint is grass courts instead of clay.

So Martha Stewart time? Poor Aunt Becky. Why aren’t the children getting in trouble. They are adults as well, right?

Give the people behind the handle an HGTV show

I suppose he should have been less mean and uncaring then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Oh my god - I love me some property porn.

I bring 3 pairs of shoes on trips because what I’ve noticed is that each shoe has a distinct wear pattern on the sole. I switch up the shoes and it helps my feet recover because each pair puts pressure on my feet at subtly different spots.

Ugh as if the stuntwoman story was not horrifying enough, another crew member was killed during the filming of the same movie. 

If that is a crime hat, then there is a syndicate of sicarios/halmonies (Korean grandmas) at my son’s Korean language school.