Not a surprise. Police budgets and staff have been cut to nothing and a string of high-profile cases collapsing because the complainants and the police had failed to disclose evidence which proved it was a consensual encounter or that the complainant had misled the person accused (age issues for example), typically…

The hard part of it is trying to convince her to take the time off to go.  She’s such a workaholic, and very rarely takes time for herself.

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. And in the shoulder? Jesus.

Homer!

When I went to Ireland I told my wife the only thing I really wanted to do was visit the town Ballykissangel was filmed in.

Go to a Ponderosa.  No one will notice.

I’m very sorry for your loss, and that your mother never got to come visit Ireland. This is a bit weird but I’m dead serious; if it’s more important to you that it happens than you get to do it yourself, you could ship her ashes, or some of her ashes, to me and I will scatter them somewhere beautiful or somewhere…

Mine is related to yours but in a very lame way: I’d like to learn how to drive again. I used to love driving, I used to drive all the time. When I first got to New York back when LaGuardia was Mayor (not really but it feels like it) whenever I had to go anywhere I’d check out flights, Amtrak, and rental cars, and…

To find a lasting, satisfying romantic relationship. It’s dumb because I’m an aging, average-looking, balding almost middle-aged single dad who let his ex-wife live with him because she can’t afford rent and isn’t likely to be able to anytime soon. But honestly, that’s all I’ve really ever wanted since I was like 10.

I think my is more cliche than dumb.

This is going to sound so selfish and I swear that is not like me, but I want to be famous.

 I am a huge fan of the orange bucket from Home Depot.   Once you buy one you find hundred of uses for them.  Highly recommended. 

Not mine but my coworker’s. We found out he carried a diary with him wherever he went for the past 20 years where he writes down lists: lists of the top 10 songs of summer each summer, beers he likes, items he’s lost, addresses he’s lived at... the lists continue. We found out about it because he referenced it in a…

The concept of a bucket list really bothers me. It seems to be based on a single movie and has become a thing, but as a person who cared for my dying mother for the last two years, it only seems to add to the feeling of guilt of a life less lived, if you didn’t get to do what you always wanted to do. Well, my mother…

Both at once?

PUT MY MOUTH UNDER A SOFT SERVE MACHINE SPOUT AND LET. THAT. BITCH. GOOOOO.

Taking my time on a drive across country.

Yes! Don't put spice in the pot and not stir it up. Fucking spill the goods!

She’s Marie Antoinette with less self-awareness, somehow.

made it twice, it would appear.