Oh he’s got venom and bitterness to spare.

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho*

Remember when Fred Thompson briefly ran for president in 2008? People were all over it because of his persona on Law and Order. Even having been a senator, he was quickly out of his depth in the debates.

Are you Schur?

“For those of you who are new to Eckstein Hagiography, it is a federal law that all articles must include his height and weight. Back in 2007-08, the so-called “Golden Era” of Journo/Eckstein heavy-petting sessions, the official c.v. read: 5-7/165. Seems like our little buddy put on a few in the last couple years. Or…

He’s a cool dude. Love his work, even in total shit like Spawn.

He seems incredibly charming and earnest.

This was a really fun interview, Danette. Thank you.

So this?

I’ve seen that movie God knows how many times and I literally just found out Nicky Katt was in it.

This is a dumb idea.

There’s a “Who watches the Watchmen?” joke to be made here, but I’ve at least got more faith in Lindelof & co. than I did in Zack Snyder.

Liam Neeson’s knees on his niece on E’s on a Nissan.

Liam Neesons is still my shit.

No, Albert Brooks.

In reality many more war criminals evaded justice than ever were held to account for their crimes. One exception: Gustav Wagner, who worked at the Sobibor death camp. He was tracked down in South America but before he could be brought to trial he was found stabbed to death in his bathroom.

or Sean Penn.

Now all they need to do is perfect cloning technology and bring back Jerry Orbach. We Briscoeheads need something!

Make sure to hide your prescription medications before the robots come.

Tekken Tag vs. Soul Calibur 2? Discuss.