Would totally love that idea! I saw Jon Hamm as Mitchell Hundred when I was reading the book a few years ago. As long as we got Peter Stormare as Kremlin, it’s all good.

I do enjoy pouring Coca-Cola like vintage wine, thanks for asking!

That grenade scene is the perfect distillation of who Steve Rogers is and why he’s a hero with or without Super Soldier Serum. That scene makes me wonder if Johnston had gotten a crack at making a Superman movie if he could have hit the pureness and heroism of that Boy Scout as well as he did with Marvel’s Big (Red,…

So we’re ready to appreciate a guy with a rocket pack again...maybe it’s time for an Ex Machina movie! (It went a little haywire at the end, but the first half of that run was pretty bullet proof)

There’s nothing Jon Polito couldn’t make better. I miss that guy.

The montage where Cap is barnstorming and doing USO shows and punching out Fake Hitler was basically the purest form of Joe Johnston distilled in five minutes. He has such a perfect touch for that particular style and era and The First Avenger is a sweet and fun bookend to The Rocketeer, a movie that deserved better!

“Black Label” is also the branding for Hormel’s higher-end ham! Coincidence?

Disney: So, um, yeah, we kind of need you to come back to reshoot everything you did...

I was thinking in the talk about how we’ve never had a non-human lead of a Star Wars movie that I would be all in for something about Ackbar and Raddus, who apparently had a somewhat contentious relationship, and how they both were from Mon Calamari and getting through the ranks of the Rebels. We’ve only seen people…

I love that episode and it wins best episode. But best performance is definitely Amy Sedaris as a wooden-legged prison warden.

Aww...Andy Barker. It couldn’t match the insanity of Andy Richter Controls the Universe, but it was wonderful in its own right. Harve Presnell and Tony Hale were a pretty great sidekick duo.

That sounds like something Troy McClure would be invoked with.

The threshold for solving crimes is very low in the Hallmark Cinematic Universe. I can also tell you after mainlining many of their Christmas movies this Winter that Santa Claus is a surprisingly real presence in the HCU and is very involved in trying to get people to hook up.

Most of me worries this is going to be “Buzzfeed Presents 31 Things You Totally Remember if You’re an ‘80s Kid: The Movie!” but there’s a part of me holding out hope this might actually be good. I walked into Spielberg’s War of the Worlds with very low expectations and was pleasantly surprised. I’m going to hope he…

Woozle Wuzzle?

Well, at least this movie doesn’t own the title of “Movie That Shares Title With Disney Movie That Will Have Parents Diving For The Remote To Turn Off As Quickly As Possible If They Mixed Them Up.” Because the Emily Browning version of Sleeping Beauty is going to hold that title forever.

Do you know what killed the dinosaurs? Jurassic Park 3.

How was there not the Shape of Water fishman taking the role of the guitar-playing fish from the end of Popstar?

My friend who loved The Streets played it at the end of the year newspaper staff party in college. It was not exactly a CD that fit everyone’s goals of “underage drinking” and “beginnings of a regrettable hookups”, but I loved Original Pirate Material.

The insanity of the dueling 80s dance instructors and the super dark twist, mostly done without dialogue, is a piece of art. Love Substitute Teacher, but they could take things in such interesting directions.