Can we have a movie about HER instead??

Drake as the George Costanza of dating coaches? I’d hate-watch that series.

“ He can’t be a bank robber — JUST LOOK AT ALL OF THESE BANKS HE DIDN’T ROB!”

I posted this elsewhere but I’m reposting it here because it bears repeating:

I think of all of this, the thing that astonishes me the most is that they’re willing to go to these lengths to defend Brett fucking Kavanaugh. Like, seriously, GOP, throw a rock at any gathering of lawyers and you are likely to find someone just as conservative, just as unprincipled, and probably twice as qualified.…

“It’s my great joy and privilege to be a Jewish woman.”

Dial ‘M’ for Manafort

One more thing to add to your spot on analysis.

I wonder if some it is because so many men are socialized to not express vulnerability, or silliness, or anything other than stone-cold competence/domination. Good sex is a creative process, with the participants curiously trying new things, reacting to the other’s reactions, innovating, sometimes laughing and a…

I’m sure a woman 10 years from now, weeping over her positive pregnancy test after being raped, will wipe her tears away, take a deep breath, and say “well, at least Brett Kavanaugh went to Yale.”

I stand by my statement.

The NYT has been a joke for a while, now.

I’m sure they were paying attention, I just hope they got the right message from it. “This has to be the future of the Democratic Party if we’re going to survive in this hellscape” and not “oh man we need to get more involved in the primary process to make sure the extremists don’t get in.”

I hope Schumer and Pelosi paid attention tonight. This woman is the future.

Really, truly, and for serious: it is only incredibly sheltered, spoiled people who “mistake” white-men-on-a-rampage, thinking only of themselves and taking advantage of every exception there is while leaving behind them a trail of ruin and despair their more competent social lessers will have to mop up for the next…

“I am in no way being hurt by the rampant regressive fascism that is spreading like wildfire in Western countries, and in fact financially benefit from their austerity and tax policies.”—Every dumb motherfucker (who consist mostly of white men) who think that Trump isn’t a problem.

All these straight white men with their hard-ons for disruption can go eat a bag of dicks. 

Notice too how all the comments that say this is bullshit have more stars than the ones who agree with the idea. Seem like most people can agree Madonna isn’t hurting being a single mom with her kind of cash and that the single mom father’s day is promoting some toxic idea they don’t care for.

This is why I refuse to go to the gym. I do yoga and crunches on my living room floor twice a day and walk/hike in the spring/summer/fall months. I just..can't...stand... being stared/gawk at and hit on despite my wedding ring, in the fugging gym. My teen has a gym membership and she wears her earphones if she's alone…

My pet peeve is when men ask if they can work out on my machine in between my sets when the exact same machine next to me is unoccupied. Usually I'll just point to the empty machine and say, "that one is all yours, dudebro." But one evening I guess I was just exceptionally pissy because when some guy asked if we…