There’s a wall behind me.

LAME.

Thought the cat one was super lame. “My cat just flipped out, but now it’s acting normal so I’ll just not mention the attic noise again”.

Call 311. That’s the non-emergency number, and you can have police or an ambulance sent to your location.

I was walking to my house when my cell phone rings. I say hello, and the phone says back, “BILLY MAYS HERE WITH OXYCLEAN DETERGENT!” I hang up. And hour later, I get home and turn on the news. They proclaim, “Billy Mays died 5 hours ago.” SO WHO WAS PHONE!

You say the stories must be true. Does anyone seriously believe that there is a Mexican goat girl that tries to lure people into the woods? You may as well believe every ghost movie you’ve ever seen is a documentary.

In BF4 when you ask for an order, the game will make you the squad leader if the current leader doesn’t give an order. Not sure if it’s the same for BF1.