I don’t know if you missed it, but there is no time to talk about that. We all basically agreed on that after Sandy Hook.

But I’m sure this isn’t the time to talk about gun control.

I can’t help but think of how my cackling aunt swore up and down that Kusher was a cross-dresser, and no one believed her because she’s admittedly a loony toon.

When Trump announced the ban, he said he’d made the decision “in consultation with my Generals,” an assertion which now begs the question: And which generals might those be?

“But it is transforming into an echo chamber of political correctness and homogenous thought, a shelter for fragile egos.”

While I’m grateful that this cabal of monsters have yet again been defeated, isn’t this only a temporary respite? I was under the impression that they can come back with an even crueler proposal six months from now.

Of course those US Govt employees don’t honor the flag he flies. Because evidently - member of the kleptocracy that he is -his flag is the jolly roger.

My daughter picked out Squirrel Nutkin from a bookstore a few years ago. I really thought it was some sort of opium-induced nightmare until I realized it was a collection of riddles. But still, that little rodent deserved to lose his tail.

Why? No really why? If you want to make Peter Rabbit make Peter Rabbit. If you want to make a creepy fratdouche rabbit movie do that but don’t sully poor Beatrix Potter with your bullshit.

I’d get a removable special grill. Once the little pests are gone you want to be able to chill in peace and oral comfort. Plus, it’ll help with keeping the teeth sharp if you can remove them to do it.

An indie makeup company just released a Baba Yaga blush this morning. The timing of the release on the same day as the results of the poll is actually complete synchronicity since it’s part of their Halloween collection that was developed and scheduled for today a while ago, but I feel like I should mention it anyway.

Had this exact thought after reading the title of the post. But, nah...to many brown people involved.

So, the prolifers are all over this, right? Like, marching in the streets and the like? /s

Noooo, she’s not “possibly toothless”! She has iron teeth! Which is, literally, SO METAL. Iron-fanged crone powerrrrrrrr.

We desperately need an earnest beauty tutorial on this exciting new look, Jezebel.

Let the makeovers commence!

screw you, Baba Yaga flosses her teeth with the sinews of weak wives like Melania

I’m anxiously awaiting a beauty box and an H&M capsule collection.

Nah, Putin will let this play out. It works in his favor. He obviously is not getting the goodies he wanted, and Trump has proved an incredibly poor vessel to promote his goals. Therefore, his secondary goal is to weaken the US in particular and democracy in general. How better to do that than to let it come out…

Kelly lacks the humanity for this.