This is ESPECIALLY delightful after her instagram rant where she bragged about how they didn’t take a government plane on their honeymoon. No, tumbleweed, but you asked to. Shuddup.

The democrats are moving forward. But that doesn’t mean that a woman who dedicated pretty much her entire adult life to public service; and came as close to the presidency as any woman in history (winning the popular vote as well) doesn’t have the right to write a book and talk publicly.

Yes, because the misogyny that worked against Hillary is clearly sooooo 2016.

I (and many others) voted for her but just wish she would move on...The Bernie/Hillary wars have done an immense amount of damage to the ranks

The devastation left by Hurricane Irma was far greater, at least in certain locations,than anyone thought

Fascinating to watch people writing books and major articles about me and yet they know nothing about me & have zero access

I don’t either, but whatever it is is able to turn a cow or goat inside out, and I want that.

I voted for Gingerbread Woman because I already have food on my shirt, and I figure that means I am 50% of the way to nailing her Look.

Selecting white men is always about merit. Selecting anyone other than a white man is always affirmative action. Sort of like how people who aren’t white men caring about political issues that affect them personally is identity politics, but white men caring about political issues that affect them personally has…

No me. I’m all about Shirime. It’s name literally translates as “Butt-Eye”.

Sphinx vs Cthulhu was the hardest choice on the board for me. The easiest was, of course, Hippocamp vs Kelpie. Why be a horse monster when you can be a horse monster that drags people underwater and eats their entrails?

“Upon seeing the video Trump immediately stripped federal funding from McKinley Technology High School because “no Kenyan is going be more yuge than me” he proclaimed while Ivanka nodded enthusiastically and Mr Ryan raised a thumbs up from his place beneath the Resolute desk. Chief of Staff Kelly notably stood to the…

Beauty by Cthulhu: For when you want to REALLY drive him insane.

Big Foot. I’m tired of shaving my thighs.

I don’t understand why people claim they don’t want the prison system to be punitive rather than rehabilitative - unless it’s a high profile case that they may not actually be even correct on the details of (watch this space for people claiming she stabbed Sharon Tate!) in which case, screw what the parole board has…

Well we brown people wouldn’t be here illegally if it weren’t for those xenophobic farmers illegally hiring us then paying us less than minimum wage for seasonal work.

So he’ll be happy when the Native Americans come from the reservation and put him in a crate and dump him in the Atlantic?

Problem is, congress has been punting on this since the second Bush era. They don’t wanna do it. And we already saw what happens when they don’t wanna do something even when the pressure’s hot with the healthcare repeal.

Hmm, and who was it that penned a letter that helped kill the DREAM Act? And who was it who fought bipartisan immigration reform with every resource he had, including his aide Stephen Miller, and together they killed it despite initially strong bipartisan support?

Oh right, it was Jeff Sessions.

This administration’s…

The incident happened over a month ago. She got the bodycam footage and released it. She’s doing national talk shows and news programs. She is making a stink.