I can see one of three things happening here. First, the shitstorm resulting from this will force Flake to ultimately disavow his own words. Second, he stands by what he says and becomes the first of a wave of GOP officials to draw a line in the sand and say, “No more” to Trumpism.

In other words, “I’m going to complain about this a lot but not actually do anything about it.” Brilliant!

What Flake wants is to clear his name. Not only is he in trouble next year from within the party like you said but since Hillary came within 4 points of taking Arizona, and the demographic changes are occuring fast and furious in that state, he knows he’ll go down either in the primary or the general so he’s trying to…

When it’s “struggling single mom” we are talking about, yeah. When it’s “the problems of the working class,” it’s still fricking coal miners and car assembly workers.

Was just thinking that - with a two by four, maybe.

I’ve believed this for years since I started coming to terms with my own place on the spectrum. I grew up in a household with three sisters and I think that’s why my symptoms were harder to spot. I mimic’d their behavior and faked my way through any social situation that I found uncomfortable. When I got older and…

No, Platonic, like getting together to explore caves and start fires.

2,000 bottles?

Ah, well he stabbed a dude in the face and chest and beat him with a fucking mallet over a card game so I am going to go with prison?

I am so tired of Tomi Lahren: this Anne Coulter 2.0 shtick is killing me inside. And what’s worse, she’s had all this exposure and people praising her opinion at a young age: as far as she’s concerned, she’s The Child What Come To Lead Us, with her unique insights that no one else could possibly have.

Shhh don’t tell Ivanka...

It’s like when you ask these ass clowns how they feel about the Affordable Care Act, a lot of them support it. They have no idea it’s the same as Obamacare.

*shrug* Anyone can tell any story in any medium they like.

He looks like he was turned down for a bit role in Godfather Part III and turned to selling used Pintos instead.

John Mulaney has a bit in one of his standup specials where he says that he grew up before children were special, and I know what he means. I was often allowed to just sort of do as I pleased, and those days are over. However, I think we now live in a time in which only one’s own children have any value. Other…

While pretending to be a woman. Criminitly. Guess it’s true, guys really do think it’s as easy as “woman cries harassment, man gets hurt every time!” Even if it’s a badly written anonymous blog post no one can corroborate.

Btrax and Fenox sound like constipation drugs they run commercials for on grandad’s nightly news. “Side effects reported include itchy watery eyes, droopy balls and terminal bro-ness.”

Just his word against his I’ma right?

“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”

Oh. I thought this was about Trump and his sewer analogy. Well then.