Per that top pic- why is Jeff Sessions always so red-faced and flushed looking? It’s as if the Keebler Elves made scotch instead of cookies.

Donnie Junior is upset and emotionally distraught because he’s being held to the same standards that the average American would be. That’s just not fair! Do you KNOW who his dad is?

I would bet that being one of Donald’s kids is a really shitty experience. Jr. should realize that he can always cut ties with the family and go be a decent person. He should volunteer at a wildlife refuge in Africa; he’d probably be a lot happier for it.

My “favorite” is how working-class people are somehow only white. Who’d a thunk it?!

Agreed. He is too old. We need a younger candidate in the 40-50 age range. The Sandersbase should work to keep up enthusiasm and Bernie should be looking at the Democrat ranks with an eye to endorsing a younger candidate from the get go.

Is anyone else expecting Spicy to announce tomorrow that we shouldn’t listen to Bremmer by saying: “We have always been at war with Eurasia (Group”)

I know there’s nothing wrong with wearing clothes that have the American flag on them, as long as it’s not made out of an actual flag. I still say wearing something that has the stars and stripes covering the crotch and ass is pretty unpatriotic.

Jesus, that would be terrible. AI squealing like a thirteen-year-old boy hopped on Monster? Skynet would be a welcome initiative compared to that...

“White House Accuses Outgoing Ethics Chief of Grandstanding in Statement That Misspells His Name”

I think most of us would agree that any AI trained using ‘the internet’ is most likely going to come out either a major asshole or as an advocate for the extermination of humanity.

On the plus side, it can do the work of 20 racists in half the time.

“She pulled on her bra one boob at a time, in a totally normal woman fashion.”

The tell for me is how they’ll describe the female main character as “petite” and make a point that under those practical clothes, she has a banging body. And also she is “petite,” which seems to mean both shorter than the author and also thin.

One of the authors featured has gone so far as to try on a bra so he didn’t make any obvious mistakes that might throw female readers out of the story.

Well, I for one will be extremely shocked if that happens. Unless he goes to jailer shooting across and occupied car with another cop in it. These guys just like to show their dominance. My stick-it-in-the-envelope prediction is that cops will have to shoot a white middle-aged rich guy, and get it caught on tape,…

On...Jezebel?

If you see something, say something.

I can never tell what direction his hair is racing in, but it looks like it’s suddenly reversed course.

I think they’re going too far with the whole body positivity thing; no matter what, it’s embarrassing to bleed through your clothes or on a desk chair in the middle of a school day. It’s ok to be embarrassed by something natural! It doesn’t make periods wrong or shameful. Oy.

Wait, I want to hear all about the Woodchip! How did that work for privacy? If you tried to carve out a nest, wouldn’t it collapse? It sounds dangerous but fragrant.