we also shoot things with guns

Infinity dollars on someone’s ex-husband or ex-boyfriend.

Good luck on your interview! My dogs are rooting for you.

Is there no one else is more qualified then a fake shoe designer wax doll to sit at G20 while her daddy had to tinkle because no stamina??

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

Look, no dog anymore...Trump gave him a new pet,

Of course we can tell the difference between the Joker and Bannon! The Joker is more patriotic and hates nazis like every other real American.

Ten bucks on “lying slut.”

I don’t particularly like children, but part of what is so exhausting about interacting with them is the “DON’T WAKE THE MAMA BEAR!!!!” attitude of this type of parent. The best parents are chill, know their kids are wild hellions, and try to put some space between the kids and other people going about their days. The…

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

Preach. I am so damn tired of sounding alarms without context. This article fails to mention that Andrew’s character in the play is a former drag queen. Nor have the majority of the people slamming Andrew seen his performance to judge whether or not Andrew takes his cues from a two bit Drag Race drama queen. This is…

Hang on, we need to back up and talk about the craziest part of this article.

What is truly amazing is that Christie still has a 17% approval rating. It’s a good way to think about Trump’s roughly 37% approval rating; there are people who so greatly identify with the outside figure who is not the “usual politician” that they will cling to these figures with such great force that even the most…

Dementia. Like when he suddenly left the room when he was supposed to address the press.

And also make him walk up and down lots of stairs.

A lot of fast food places time the service. If your times go up on average, management can come down on the store, the managers, and the employees. No raises, staff cuts, etc.

So, she doesn’t get it. Not a shock. I imagine women in her position have to remain sycophantic to the male ‘geniuses’ surrounding them.

You can only get out of flying your mission if you’re insane, but not wanting to fly the mission is something a sane person would want, so you automatically aren’t insane if you don’t want to fly the mission thus you must fly the mission.

Well in this timeline, the joker is basically the president. No need to crash a party full of your supporters and people pretending to hate you!