“Getting ready for my big foreign trip.” Seriously, “big”? Come on, “foreign”? JFC, is there anything that comes out of this guy’s mouth that doesn’t sound like the utterance of a fourth-grader?

Ah, so it’s Hillary’s fault? She was running a presidential campaign against an obnoxious orange turd and his horde of misogynistic followers, but somehow should’ve found the time to police her aide’s husband’s texting habits?

How is this homophobic? If you’re reading that into this, the homophobia is yours, not the memes’.

How is sending dick pics to teenagers different than looking at porn? Gosh golly, where to begin.

Why do people assume that jokes making fun of Trump and Putin are making fun of homosexuality? The joke isn’t that two men being in love is laughable, it’s that Trump and Putin are “in bed together”- that they are so closely and privately aligned, they might as well be intimate. If we had Kellyanne Conway instead of…

“the vast majority of Fox employees were sad” about his exit, and that the outside hatred towards him is what “killed him.”

This is so funny it almost makes me like James Comey. It’s a confusing feeling.

New Yorker just came in the mail.

Personally, I believe Trump when he says he fired Comey because he was so mean to Hillary....Definitely.

I’m not *not* taking his word, but I am curious as to what’s going on here—is it a straight guy appropriating queer culture so he can force himself on unsuspecting women, or what?

On the plus side, all school children are now Amway reps!

Commentary in German newspapers had some choice words today, saying 45 is an imbecile, an egomaniac, a disgrace, shameful, incompetent, chaotic, Sun-King-esque, doesn’t respect the office or the institutions supposed to protect it, and someone was saddened that stupidity isn’t punishable. The general tone is that only…

LolololI don’t remember this one. This is fucking hilarious.

I don’t think she is a jerk so much as a woman who found herself on a date with a mentally unstable person and got so scared she noped the fuck out of there. Good for her. His obsession with getting revenge on her is proof that she was right.

If you were a woman on a date with a clearly unstable man, you would honestly concern yourself with how that man makes his way home? Moreso than your own personal safety?

I think that’s the GOP’s new motto: “Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?”

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

If you look at the world as some purely binary experience. Which its not.

Trump’s working on it.