Is it possible that Ted Cruz is not a great constitutional scholar or master debater...?

Boy, first we find out Paul Ryan isn’t a policy expert and now this. My faith in the party of Lincoln is starting to waver, guys...

Video of the Cornyn exchange, with a lovely flashback added for extra juicy context... 

She kicked Cruz’s ass when he tried to do the classic Republican deflect onto “But Hillary’s emails!” and schooled him on the Constitution. Then he slunk away in shame.

What a lovely group of people. Show’s how little they know of the word “fraternity” when they abandon someone to die simply because they’re cowards.

Exactly. I mean, shouldn’t the person with the near-debilitating illness be getting help and support for said illness? But instead we’re supposed to worry about Peter?

He identifies himself to me as a full-time legal marijuana activist and sucks on his vape as we head west.

It’s almost like people who hate women and muslims don’t understand either.

Republican voters don’t love these fascist thugs no matter what, they love them precisely because they act like fascist thugs, which they equate with strength and manliness.

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

Evil racist elf fucker.

At least now we know what would have happened had Bilbo not given the Ring to Frodo.

Please don’t spread this misinformation. It does not help people make healthier choices, it merely compounds the blame cast on those who are sick.

• Arkansas. [35.9% obese]

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

First they came for Roger Ailes, then Bill O’Reilly, then Bill Shine...

Why did they ruin the “OK” hand sign?? What the hell. That doesn’t make any sense. If they started claiming “waving” or “thumbs up” or flipping the bird as a sign of White Power we’d laugh and say “nice try, idjits” and go along our merry way. Why are we letting them have the OK sign?

“I don’t stand by anything.“

In the same monologue, he claimed to have begun trying to rid his body of “toxins,” chief among them the mind-controlling, “IQ-crushing” fluoride, which Jones and other conspiracists have argued for years is put in the water supply to dumb us all down

LET HE OR SHE WHO HAS NOT ACCIDENTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT MEMBERSHIP IN A NEO NAZI ORGANIZATION CAST THE FIRST STONE

My main wish - and don’t say either way if it’s been leaked, you cheeky upstart - is that Jon, Arya, Danny, and the White Walkers all die, and it all ends with Cersei stilling on the Iron Throne, drinking.