I would love to see the statistics showing the gender of children who are breastfed into toddlerhood.  This is purely anecdotal, but the instances I’m aware of all involve boys...and usually mothers who have a little bit of a Bates Motel vibe with said sons.  

Likewise. The word ‘posse’ leads you to expect more than two insane clowns.

The grim truth is, he could have raped this girl, gotten her pregnant, and forced her to have an abortion...and it wouldn’t make a damn bit of difference.

But...but in Republican World, invoking the 25th Amendment will create a constitutional crisis!  It’s almost as terrible as having the First Amendment protect libruls and football players.

Yes. That is exactly what it was like. Farm kids aren’t generally bothered by poop, but the holes just made it horrifying.

One of my most indelible childhood memories is stepping in a cow pie while wearing jelly shoes.

And it’s both under and side to side; she’s missing part of the jawbone.

It does not. She definitely has the dachshund food obsession, and, even with that mouth, she’s managed to eat so many things she shouldn’t. Giant dog biscuits (as in the size that’s for the 130 pound German Shepherd mix), sweet corn, deodorant... Let’s just say that, at this point, my vet clinic should have a wing…

Out of curiosity, did your cat’s jaw heal?  My wiener dog’s didn’t; a not insignificant amount of time had passed between the injury and when she ended up at the rescue, and the vet basically said “she’s doing ok right now, and anything we do runs the risk of making it worse.”  Five years later, she’s doing fine.

It does.  Signed, the owner of a similarly defective wiener dog.

Yes, yes, the whole idea is terrible and feminism should not be a brand...but does anyone else think the boob pit is disappointingly small?

I’d say he was a douche, but that’s something women actually need down there on occasion.

To slightly misquote John Waters, we need to educate the children; otherwise, they’ll grow up and kill me!

Why do all of these internet rappers have names that looks like a cat had a seizure on the keyboard? At least when Prince changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol, he had a decent reason for it.

I am not on Instagram, but I’d do it to follow yours.

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark...

This from the guy who claimed that STDs were his own Vietnam? I guess he doesn’t know any more about STDs than he does Vietnam.

Yes. A thousand times yes. And, the worst part is, the “I’m a brilliant white dude, bow before my cleverness” schtick actually works. There is a male associate at my firm whom I have repeatedly caught half-assing his way into the danger zone. We’re talking completely misinterpreting a key case (probably b/c he…

Especially when you consider the screwed up “submit to your husband” ethos that these women have been marinated in since birth. It’s not an excuse, but it is an explanation.

They could have made a fratdouche squirrel movie about Squirrel Nutkin, but they probably didn’t like the part where the owl almost kills him and mentally traumatizes him out out of his d-baggery.