Just imagine looking into a storm drain and seeing Steve Bannon!

At this point, I’m even willing to take Prince Charles.

Dang it, I HAD forgotten about that one.

And don’t forget how STDs were his equivalent of a tour in Vietnam.

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. The rules that apply to everyone else apply to you as well. On a similar note, ditch the Dwayne Hoover act. Other people are just as real as you are, and should be treated accordingly.

“I refuse to support an organization that provides a forum and a cheering crowd for the man who is destroying our nation.” My old standby - “Your popcorn is terrible, and so are you” - didn’t allow me to feel nearly as self-righteous.

On the bright side, I now have an excellent response when they try to sell me their stupid popcorn.

Well, some of my wacky catholic relatives (I’m from the Lutheran side of the family, thank you very much) are convinced that fake news story about the Pope endorsing tRump was true.

Did you ever see the article about the nasty little young ‘uns who tried to get on the up and up by working with Milo what’s his name? I know I shouldn’t hope people never get a job and end up suffocating in a basement under a heap of Cheeto dust, but it’s really hard not to.

I live next door to a bunch of nuns. Not only are they actively engaged in the kind of work that most progressives just pay lip service to, they are fantastic neighbors. All I know is that, if these nuns started their own church, I’d join it.

Agreed. And, for the record, lots of us “normal” protestants are just as horrified by what these evangelical types have done and continue to do to Christianity. Let’s just say I didn’t really understand Bonhoeffer until 2016...

Maybe this makes me insensitive or just a pervert, but it baffles me whenever people complain that they never got taught how to masturbate. It’s not that hard to figure out!

I have a sneaking feeling that it’s probably her emails.

The article this one links to says that he’s on disability due to his mental impairments. It isn’t easy to get SSDI; if he qualifies for that, I’d be pretty concerned about leaving a child in his care.

Because he’s caught the same horrible disease that is consuming Steve Bannon.

During the dessert course, eh? Bet Putin is the first one that Donny has allowed to have a second scoop of ice cream.

Am I the only one wishing Trump would have accidentally stepped on the gas?

What no one understands is that, while other people are wasting their energy through regular workouts, Donny Jr.is conserving his finite life force for a single, supreme effort. It’s science. Just ask his climate change denier daddy.

Never thought I’d be cheering for guys like Mueller and Comey. Welcome to 2017..,

On the one hand, the inevitable anti-abortion stance is inconsistent with their equally inevitable claim of loving freedom. On the other hand, it IS consistent with their masturbation ban...