Strange name, that "Gofuh Kyorself".

I'm pretty sure I've told this story on Jez before but it bears repeating. This woman was certainly not the worst flatmate I've ever had (actually she was a sweetheart) but she was by far the most unusual. She didn't speak a lot of English, so the week I went home to visit my mum I took great pains to explain to her…

That makes more sense. I read it as United Churches of Christ (I think), which is a super liberal, laid-back denomination, and even the shouting match seemed a little overboard.

Is anyone else pretty sure that they were a terrible roommate? I was the WORST. I would snooze through my alarm for literally 90 minutes ever morning. I barely ever did the dishes. I left my shit everywhere. I WAS THE WORST, I'M SORRY PREVIOUS ROMMATES.

I had a roommate that, while I didn't know well enough to really care about the specifics, was essentially the king of bad break-ups(KBB from here on in). We got a ton of angry letters under the door, weird phone calls late at night and the occasional act of petty vandalism.

I just don't get feet......I find nothing sexy or erotic or pleasing about them. There are so many other things out there to "fetishize" why are people drawn to feet? (exclusing shoes of course. I totally get being turned on by a beautiful well crafted pair of heels)

Chef Keith: So what I am going to do now is take some leftover spaghetti noodles, add some of this chili and then cover with a whole lot of cheese.

If you didn't find this at least slightly amusing, you are a self-important, humorless prig.

I'm sorry, I know I'm in a minority here, but I LOVED it. What's better than Christmas jammies?

Wait, why are we hating on this? It's just a pseudo-funny little dual-purpose Christmas card/marketing-ploy-for-a-new-venture. At least it mixes in some self-deprecation with the boasting; clearly it's tongue-in-cheek.

This is just magical.

Oh my god you are all horrible. This was awesome.

That was fucking awesome.

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

Disagree. Peqouad's on Sheffield is the best pie in the city. Geno's and Lou's are for tourists and folks from the 'burbs.

As a native Chicagoan, you can only get that pie at two places: Gino's East and Giordano's. Now I'm homesick and there is no way any NY style pizza can fill that void.

Ha, I was thinking specifically of San Francisco/Berkeley when I wrote that bit.

You'll notice that the title of the post is not Most Ideologically Upstanding "Pizza"-Claimants. Science cares not whether Chicago-style deep-dish pizza meets some definition of the word "pizza." Science cares only that it is a tastier and more satisfying foodstuff than all the other ones listed here.

Let us raise a glass to the patron saint of the Gawker commentariat, the venerable St. Maury Compson