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    I don't get why we bothered to visit Jeffrey's family if he was just going to die… One? Two episodes later? The only possible narrative route that would make sense to me is if Stoneheart learns of his death and mourns over it, but we're already juggling a million plot threads, not to mention his new

    "October 3 - Miley Cyrus"
    "October 10 - Amy Schumer"

    Saw Blades of Glory for the first time. Cute.

    George Costanza yelling "NO! NO!" when the interviewer assumes he and Jerry are gay. Pretty much any Costanza scream or holler. There's also the episode when they're trying to sell their pilot to Japan(?), George is on a payphone with Jerry yelling about how everything is going wrong, Jerry cracks a joke, George yells

    I don't know if the reviewer watched a screener that was different from the final TV version, but Jim explains, in voice-over, why Black is there in the pilot. The voice-over, throughout the show, was severely unneeded.

    The Robert Carlock backlash was the cancellation of Joey.

    This is about the only thing on CN I can stomach for any long period of time; great to hear.

    1) Wasn't there already a show called Unforgettable on CBS?
    2) Didn't Heigl have a show on NBC? Homeland-lite? That did not last long.
    3) I'm guessing the series outline for this show is not "a detective loses her memory every week" which is the kind of ridiculous premise NBC might be desperate enough to implement one

    Episodes 1-2: Really bad.
    Episodes 3-5: Not bad enough to quit.
    Episodes 6-8: Pretty decent.

    Tiniest lips in the business.

    I would be cool with this if Michael C. Hall does not show up and the rest of Miami Retro actually become two-dimensional(let's not kid ourselves, that's as high as we could hope for).

    "Come back!!"- Showtime

    Shaved head, first taste of murder… Someone is breaking.

    Favorite Overwrought/Ridiculous Lines:

    I really wish Burris hadn't gotten away. I get that Ray and Frank have to die, and Tony Chessani plus Geldof(Masuka) got away clean, but we actually witness Burris being a heinous motherfucker. If only Ray had clipped him or something.

    Velcoro made the typical mistake of not scorching his earth and went back for his son. It's implied Burris and company were waiting for him at any place he might turn up.

    American Horror Story has seriously been around for five years?

    Shotgunned the first three episodes of The Strain Season 2. The premiere was the same shlocky shit the first season was, but the next two were a fairly big upswing. There's an incredibly confusing moment in the third episode that I guess only this show could even dream of attempting, and it's unclear whether the show

    Break break break; it's a prison break! Break Buds!

    I guess it is time to watch.