You don’t have time to hit the shift key when you are busy being this woke

Thank you for posting this. This author is an idiot!

Nobody wants this shit

Yes, exactly, Nintendo is know for their homophobia. Jesus.

Wow, Arthur Chu really let himself go after that divorce!

Have you been regulated to the Greys? I used to see your comments on The Salty Waitress -- “Hey dummy, here’s the obvious answer” -- but now rarely if at ever any more. 

It could be that people are just annoyed with endless, pointless articles about cooking rice.

Yes, it is celebrities fault that people still buy his music. Dream Hampton is an idiot and she clearly thinks people are so stupid that gee if only celebrities were here to talk about how sexual assault is bad...

Come on, they need those hate clicks. 

Again, plenty of better comics with even more humble and tragic beginnings. 

She’s lazy and had the viewpoint of “Of course I’m funny, people love me, I’ll just *read from my fucking iPad*” -- this was beyond bombing.

There are a million hilarious comics that have more talent and dedication than her - perhaps you can “really want them to win”?

Don’t worry about offending someone who says “the feels”

That’s not much better...

Bugger off before I sell you down the river

And yes, I firmly believe that Umbrella Network was paid to promote this shit with their tailored-to-their-audiences thinkpieces. Hence The Root’s “Whitey Bad”, Gizmodo’s “Technology Bad” ... did Jezebel do a “Men Are The Worst” one yet?

If that’s the case then The Root is a backdoor Onion, because nearly every article there is “Please let this be satire, no one is this cynical, craven, and/or stupid, right?”

Not only that, but Netflix is (or the PR firm they hired is) creating fake twitter accounts to post about this movie, and in the process taking actual photos of people (mostly minors from other sites, who if they aren’t lying about their age are not allowed on Twitter, thus being a safer bet for the company to steal) f…

>We were watched over by a silent Egyptian crew who cooked for us, steered the >boat, cleaned the cabins, and catered to our whims.
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And every night before they went to bed they made fun of what pretentious assholes you all were.

Don’t forget the drone strikes