I want to punch her! How annoying that you have to deal with that at work.

Just how many men did Kris Jenner fuck in a month that paternity is so difficult to determine? Is four the narrowed down list?

How strange for a lawyer to mount a defense of his client!

It's been five minutes. I'm still laughing.

Thank you for the chuckle!

Did I miss the Orioles article? Or is Deadspin only selectively covering baseball playoffs in order to bring us photos of fan jerseys?

No he didn't get penalized by the NFL, but because of his religious beliefs he was frequently a target by the media and liberals unlike this gentleman who is a Muslim.

The fact that his wife reported him missing to the police is strange. Who would report someone as missing when they supposedly left the house at 10:30? Clearly all was not well in that household. More to the story. Roid road rage?

Aren't you a boatload of joy. Why do you feel the need to post a manifesto in an article on the death of a former NFL player?

I thought we weren't supposed to give two fucks about what happens in the bedroom with consenting adults? Why is this article necessary?

Absolutely brilliant!

Yes, I'm sure a lot of people are thinking the same thing although they'll stand on their high moral ground and will rip you a new one. Understanding why someone hits and why someone stays are valid questions.

And then of course, they're outraged over a "take the stairs" comment because well, Fox News.

I'm sure money has absolutely nothing to do with it. Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Never entered her mind as she continues to co-opt blame for this.

Not enough pedophilia jokes for Kluwe, crusader against homophobia, on Deadspin?

"Why not us?" — the Sports Junkie's EVERY FUCKING preseason when the Skins leave their starters in while playing the 3rd string and win a game. Clowns, bro.

I'm in agreement with you. She's at the height of her modeling career and looks like she hasn't seen the inside of a gym. Someday she'll pork up exactly like Anna Nicole and people will forget all about her. Very much hype over boobs that frankly didn't look all that great in the leaked photo.

This dude is fucking ugly. I guess women will date anyone just because they are athletes. And big boobs aside, Upton is out of shape for a model. Keeley Hazell from the UK has better boobs, better face, better stomach, better ass.

If you are that fucking stupid and that much of a fucking narcissistic, you deserve to die.

Are you "realy" that f#cking ignorant?