I look forward to seeing him picked by the Giants in the first round of the 2020 draft.

It seems pretty ridiculous now, but there was an entire era before advanced stats became widespread where conventional wisdom was that anyone who scored 20+ ppg was elite, and if you were over 25 ppg, why, you were surely one of the very best of that era to play the game.

Even sadder is that he didn’t pass due to the last question, that was always meant more as a joke.

This obsession with Hilary is the longest Trump has ever been faithful to one woman.

Honestly? In this society where you can receive serious financial advice to either divorce or never marry to preserve your assets, this is unsurprising.

Miami Coach: “Men, all you have to remember is T.N.T.! OK? T stands for Maximal Conditioning! N stands for Knowing the plan! And T stands for Ball security! Easy!”

Contrary to Gaetz’s view, I’d suggest it’s actually more like returning to your hotel room full of cheap whisky and ill-earned bravado, passing out fully dressed, then waking at midday with an ice pick stabbing away behind your eye, wet trousers and a crippling sense of shame... only to find the complimentary…

what kind of partisan moron would rather pay 10x more for insulin because paying less is “for commies”

I don’t know what’s a worse sign for our country, that republicans are (with a straight face) making the argument that making drugs affordable is socialism, or that their supporters are accepting that reasoning rather than at least consider the possibility that they’re being paid off by big pharma. I mean what kind of…

... Amen.

Come on now.  Both sides refers to ESPN brass and Dan Le Batard.  Try harder.

Hello, are you just waking up from a cryogenic sleep that extended over the past 3 years? If so, boy, do I have some things to fill you in on when it comes to the current political discourse in America. 

But if everyone is walking around you for 20 years telling you what a great guy you are and how great a job you are doing, you will never see your mistakes.

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

“I think Sabathia is trying to communicate that whatever words caught Garcia’s attention were intended for home plate umpire Phil Cuzzi”

“It will never be done again...” as in the future.

While Durant and Dolan would have certainly provided lots of fireworks, I think the combination of Durant and piss baby Kyrie has strong potential for a few explosions, as well. 

+1. The whole scenario feels incredibly constructed, and I’m not really buying it. Trump doesn’t care if 150 Iranians died. He barely cares if 150 Americans were to die. So never would have even asked the question in the first place. They either a) were never that close to a strike in the first place, or b) he just…