This is when shit happens.

Relevent.

Lighten up Francis

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I don’t see 7000 worth of car. And imagine spending 7k on a Laser with “extensive” maintenance records, at the end of a day...you still have a crappy car. Super CP.

$25k budget? Are you kidding me? It’s indefensible.

Do the dogs come with it?

1999 Nissan Maxima SE + $20,000 worth of college education.

Am I crazy or is Porsche actually not ripping you off with this option?

I rolled my very first car - a ‘91 Chevy Blazer - after some idiot ran a stop sign and hit the back of me and spun me around. I’d just made a left at a light and was accelerating to speed when it happened. Maybe got up to 35-40mph or so.

Yep. I rolled a car once and what was impressive was how well the seat belt and roof structure worked. (97 Camry also 70 mph.)

this should be an Onion story

Neutral: Go for the Chrysler liquid lunch.

Neutral: They should be forced to run a gauntlet made up of recalled airbags.

So, what you’re saying is:
“It’s okay for us dealers to waste your time by making you drive all over town to different dealers instead of giving you a price online or over the phone but for all that is good and holy don’t waste ours.”
Give me your best price in the first shot and I’ll leave you alone after that. Simple.…

$35 thousand for a 4 year old A4 with a 4 cylinder

• WD-40 for lubrication

This is but only The Beginning of A New Dawn for our kind. Soon, Jalopism will flourish and everyone who has Faith In Wagon will have Eternal Driving Happiness.

Exactly. Nothing of value was lost.