Don’t say “f-ed up”. Say “Fucked Up”.

On my first day in Eve space, my Velator was taken out with a long-range missile by a gate camper.

Boycott Cheerios?

Halloween very much has an ethnic history; Simply because EVERY SINGLE THING EVER DERIVED FROM HUMAN ACTION has an ‘ethnic’ history.

I.... I hereby proclaim International Nudism & Free LSD Day to be a national holiday! Come on marketers! You’ll never commercialise this holiday!

The Irish disapora is not the same as people who’s parents are of Irish descent.

Also:

Funny you mention it. I did too :)

An opinion shared by a few million people in Ireland, btw.

Hey now, don’t forget Bass, Murphys and Bulmers. And a drop of something from the Granda’s hip-flask in your Red TK.

Reporting from Dublin, I can assure you that the booze restrictions are coming back.
Whether by willing agreement or nervous compliance with puritanical lobbyists in our govt., alcohol vendors (shops, off licences and pubs too) will not serve alcohol until after 4pm today.

They spend €trillions on stuff like this and barely a cent on curing ageing in humans, ending poverty and cleaning up the planet.

Me too.

Beautiful world, yes.

Yeah, but we will carve the words “I said it was so, so it was.” on your skull as we lower your corpse into the bog to praise The Morrigan.

If you ever say “St. Patty’s” around actual Irish people, it’ll be your fault if they hit you with a brick.

Skyrim bugs is what you get for letting Marketing dictate release dates like 11-11-11, to be fair now.

I’m assuming he was drunk - because how could he not know there would be cameras in that area?

Donald Trump is a well known, well recorded, Piece-Of-Shit Human who should have gone to prison for his corruption 20 years ago.
And now he is Steve Bannon’s political play-toy.

Donald Trump is a well known, well recorded, Piece-Of-Shit Human who should have gone to prison for his corruption 20 years ago.
And now he is Steve Bannon’s political play-toy.