Deteriorate, you say?

So nobody in his staff knows what a tie-bar is for?

Actually, Trump makes Bush look stupid and boring. Which he is.

Well, here I am on a Monday night and I see that you’re still angry because you were told what you are.

“He was using hyperbole.”

TSA: We must continue to strip search and harrass travellers, place children and people with funny sounding names on our super-secret ‘No-Fly’ list and ste- I mean, consfiscate anything that we and WE ALONE consider to be a threat to our great nation’s security.

DON’T FORGET TO PRE-ORDER EVERYONE BECAUSE THE POSTER LOOKS AWESOME!!!

Because he’s an idiot and/or just a liar.

I stopped playing SimCity at SimCity 3000 because it sucked.
How do you make a city building / management sim that locks the player into block-based planning, single-use economic zoning and curfews for teenagers?????

I hear your words, H@XX0R10RD!

Dungeon Keeper The Mobile Game was....

REMEMBER, EVERYONE.
DON’T DO WHAT THE MAN SAYS NOT TO DO.

Oh fuck off, you child.

You don’t need to say he’s “legally” blind and deaf. I’m pretty certain that biology, physics and life generally will continue to lessen his experience of them without care of ‘legalities’.

Who else saw what looked like a thumbnail of a zombie horde?

In America; You can murder animals, poison rivers, turn forests, swampland and prairie into cheap suburban sprawl - and nobody will care.

“Far too short” is what we all said in 1995 but we still loved it. I don’t think it’s fair to criticise Double Fine for the game’s length since that’s just how long it is anyway.

I’m seeing the beginnings of a horror / romantic comedy / farcical tragedy movie right here.

Since I’m a Celtic type guy, my last two Wrong Number Calls went something like this: