This is excellent. Keep up the good work!

Now I’m imagining a younger, sylph-like Melania mounting a shaved orangutan.

Well in my case it wouldn’t be humblebragging, just a statement of fact.

There have been many great movies made outside of America for a long, long time.
And for that length of time, Hollywood has developed a disgusting habit of cloning them and either bribing the original makers to ‘get on board’ or threatening to sue them into poverty.

Probably. There’s a large community of Germans who’ve lived in the west of Ireland for nearly a century now and many of them changed their names to blend in or in some cases, avoid retribution from the German authorities. Many were deserters or refugees during WWI and WWII but also a lot more emigrated during the…

Oh I knew about the backlash and dislike for him alright, but that family of cheerleaders.... fuck me.

Maybe Bono’s pulling the ‘Irish’ angle. As in, any ridiculously tenuous link to Ireland and we can all be friends together.

I wonder if any of the passengers on 118 took video of this. I’d love to see video from inside the Eurofighter’s cockpit more though.

The first commandment of Comedy is: Always Be Funny.

Speaking as an atheist: Nearly a decade ago, when Maher was making sense about the intrinsic evil of religion as an organised criminal con game operated by various gangs for centuries, to see him suddenly start hating on one of them (clue: Islam) was disturbing.

I too used to think it was bad that women were treated as second-class citizens, if not simply property.
But then I changed my opinion and went to clubs where I’d meet young women and spike their drinks and rob them (if they were ugly) or rob them and get a taxi back to my place where I’d fuck them (if they were hot)…

If ONLY....

Socialists DO understand Capitalism. It’s why they hate it.

This is SHIT!

I’ve been held longer than that for just being in the wrong place at the wrong time - and I would absolutely brick my electronics if it meant stopping them breaching my privacy.

Just so you know, “Irregardless” isn’t actually an English word.

“****ing”?

“Agents insisted and he finally relented.”

Only until we reach the point where servers openly spit in his food, his security detail make wank signals whenever he appears, Melania ghosts him, there’s a projection of a Goatse / Trump faceswap projected over the skies of Manhattan which (somehow) the NYPD cannot shutdown and not one foreign leader will answer the…

I like to imagine how once he’d been inaugurated and taken inside the White House, the Rothschild Lizard People led him into the room where they usually place an alien mindworm inside the POTUS only this time it fell back out of his ear, shrivelled up and died.