61 year old me: four doors are for taxis.

He’ll see your taillights in his rear view mirror when you spin your 5.0 into the nearest crowd/curb/pole.

No. Any pedestrians would be the real losers.

Ahh ok. That makes sense.

To sum up most of the complaints, Kia dealers are used to selling to people with less than good credit and are just applying that mindset to a car approaching $50k. One that stood out to me was a guy that went to the dealer in a Cadillac ATS to check out a Stinger and the dealer wouldn’t let him test drive it without…

If only Kia dealerships weren’t Kia dealerships. My new joy in life is going to Kia’s Facebook page and reading the complaints of people trying to buy Stingers. Almost every post Kia makes turns into people bitching about their dealers being assholes to people who want a Stinger. It sucks for Kia as a company, but…

Given all of all of this, why is Trump so happy?

Oh, no doubt. The fun part, though, will be watching all the MAGA idiots who have been acting like she’s this enormous upgrade over Michelle Obama struggle to shift gears when they see her going over to the dark side.

Hey! You missed my “She’s revenge-banging a few SS agents” joke, dude.

They got in some argument over Stormy Daniels or Russia or Obama. Trump knocked her down or did something to her that caused internal bleeding and required a trip to the hospital. Since then, she’s been on strike refusing to appear with him or perform any of her FLOTUS duties. The fact that it’s lasted this long…

We didn’t used to have these worms in public life before 45 was in office. I hope everyone is noticing the pattern. Talk about lowering the tone.

DJT isn’t hitting anyone at 71 years old. He’s not a physical bully, he’s a mental/emotional bully who’s really a total pussy.

Unfortunately, we give cops extraordinary powers in the pursuit of crime. Don’t let him in the house and he breaks in claiming you were about to destroy evidence. Then he arrests you and you have - at best - massive inconvenience. Don’t give him the evidence and he tears up your entire house looking for it. Don’t give…

Maybe the scariest thing about Trump’s ascendacy is that it emboldens even complete whack jobs like this, who would otherwise be shunned and treated with nothing but scorn and malice and therefore be somewhat scared of action, to come out of the woodwork thinking that their abhorrent, horrifying ideas are just…

“Last seen with three handsome Secret Service agents, a Walgreen’s bag and a wicked smile.”

You see, her advantage is that she knows ol’ Donnie’s not going to say anything about her banging a Secret Service guy or three, ya know?

Career professionals in the DOJ, Intel community, and other federal bureaucracies who do this for a living regardless of politics, and thus aren’t explicity loyal to Donald J. Trump

Well, the thing with the “Deep State” is that it’s a useful concept twisted beyond recognition by right-wingers (a common occurrence!). What the term originally referred to was a deep-seated security/intelligence/military power apparatus, largely beyond citizen control, that remains intact and pursues the same agenda…

This seems to be a very American problem. My wife (in Australia) and I eat out at an array of different quality places at least twice a week and we basically never even notice children at food places - they’re quiet and well behaved- and I’m someone that intensly dislikes children.

My kid loooooved sushi as early as 4-5 years old. The issue here isn’t the restaurants selection, its terrible parenting and oblivious parents. People are fucking idiots.