...you don’t think he’d make a killing on the corporate talk circuit?

...a life of mooching off people, floating from one shitty job to another, and playing video games all day.

...the first public experiments in wireless audio transmission happened very early in the 20th century and those experiments are generally accepted as the “invention” of radio...

...blonde hair almost always darkens as you get older, until it loses all pigment, and you have snow white hair again.

I’m no hair expert, but don’t those dark roots suggest she is not as blonde as she used to be when younger?

My mom was a wonderful cook but she went back to work when I was about 12 years old. I’ll always remember my dad lounging on the couch, drinking his Manhattan and eating Planter’s Cocktail Peanuts while reading the evening newspaper, while after an eight-hour workday my mom busted her ass in the kitchen making…

I remember eating Swanson “TV dinners” when I was a kid in the 60's. They were in aluminum foil trays as this was the pre-microwave era. Usually it was fried chicken with mashed potatoes, mixed vegetables and IIRC some kind of apple dessert in the top middle pocket. I haven’t had one since the early 1970's, of course…

Republican women will yell and curse the doctor out as they are getting an abortion.

In my experience and opinion the sweet spot for the tradeoff between ride and handling for a daily driver is probably a 50-65 profile tire on 16-17 inch wheels.

No way in hell I’m making what is likely the second largest purchase of my life without trying it out first.

I don’t think we’ll see Trump in handcuffs or doing the Perp Walk but I am cautiously optimistic he’ll either die in jail or in court.

...rocking Chinese tires on chrome rims with rattle-can’d calipers...

Elizabeth, are you the only person providing weekend content? It seems like lately there’s a great dearth of new content between Friday evening and Monday morning.

I bought a 2000 Civic CX hatch in 2004. Very enjoyable car...although I was 49 years old when I bought it.

As I understand it, the 2020 Hyundai Elantra GT Hatchback, available with three pedals if you could actually find one on a dealer lot, is discontinued for the 2021 MY. Hey Jalopnik, please publish an article listing all 2021 models available for sale in the USA for under $50K with a conventional stick shift.…

I graduated high school in 1973. I went to a 10th reunion when we were all six years out of college; the men all wore suits and the women had big hair. Nothing after that until 2008 and a 35th reunion when I was one of the handful of people still living in the area, so I volunteered to join the reunion committee,…

Why would someone ever hire a body double? Reunions are all about the reality of what you have done in life.

“You’ve got Philly on one side, Pittsburgh on the other, and Kentucky in between.”

There is still time for trump to resign and accept a pardon from president pence.

I have very mixed feelings about this. Starting in the 70’s I drove many rusted out shitboxes here in NE Ohio, indeed up through 2004. My first winter beater car was a purchased-engineless ‘67 Firebird into which I swapped a ‘65 Chevy 230 CI inline six, backed by the original Muncie 4-speed. Having stripped out…