“1. A dog-eared copy of their Haynes manual.”

Except that... it doesn’t look good. Even when it’s functional. Whomp Whomp. BMW lots it’s way. Design gone to hell, management stuck in the past and not looking to the (electric) future.... Missed opportunities... As a BMW owner I’m bummed. #BEBETTER BMW!!!

The auto-torture device you should be most scared of is prolly ‘The Rack’.

Good effin’ luck! As someone currently living in Germany, and fought tooth and nail to get a classic BMW registered and approved... you’ve bit off a lot to chew. I can see a dozen more items that the engineers are going to call out as questionable.

A bit of advice, and this is how I got thru TUV... An inspection costs…

UUUUFFFFF. Have fun at the TUV! If you’re in Freiburg area and wanna say hi to an American Jalop fan and owner of a 1974 BMW 2002ti and a tuned Renault Twizy... say hi :)

I’m not surprised in the least. And I don’t think i’d even put it down to the SUV market.

Everybody HATES front plates. It’s only certain States or countries that require them. I can’t stand how it ruins the face of ALLOT of cars. Plates should be relocated to the rear of cars, and the rear ONLY. 

And America continues to fly it’s ignorant racist POS flag proudly. 

I’ve seen her in-person :) Cool little car indeed.

Jesus... You guys realise that the shitty-asshole-nosely-butt-sniffing neighbours are always the ones that lead these groups?

WHY IS IT GASOLINE?!? Goddamnit. Such a missed opportunity. 

Do they not know you can just download games??

NOOOOOOOO.... RWD! The 02 is special enough that they should do it ground-up.  

It’s Golf Yellow :)

As an owner of a 74 2002ti resto-mod, I can attest that it’s one of my favorite cars ever made. Nothing I’ve built or driven has ever made me smile more in the right ways. #BrunhildetheBMW btw :)

Oh shush. You’re willfully allowing your boxer-briefs to ride up to become just briefs.

Guess ya never lived in a city?

insert peanut allergy joke here.

Still a gas-guzzling dinosaur developed for a bygone era. Hard Pass. 

And btw... just in case you think my aesthetic preferences are questionable...