Because all the brodozers already have a dildo behind the wheel.

Oooh Porsche needs to sell mom cars to be profitable and stay in business.....

Neutral: No screens. None. I want a very basic radio display and nothing else. I want buttons and dials and knobs and actual physical dash components and substantial control over my driving experience.

The United States leads the world in the reduction of carbon emissions. The United States could go to zero emissions tomorrow, and it won’t do dick, as China and other large emitters are increasing their emissions with no end in sight.
That’s not to say we can’t continue on our downward trend, but this constant…

I know what you’re thinking. “Can you even find a 1996-2006 Mitsubishi Galant anymore?”

Ford could have done sooo much better. Like: “That’s nifty. We tried to do our own test but couldn’t find any Cybertrucks for sale.”

If you drive an Alfa, how do you have any extra money to throw a dinner party?

Just for the record.... THIS is the direction the industry should be headed.

The Supra is the automotive equivalent of Arrested Development: everyone was very sad when it went away; years of pining ensued and a cult-like status was achieved. Then the excitement, anticipation, and salivating at the mere hint that it may one day return. When it actually arrived most people were disappointed…

I think it’s a fair point, but I also believe that better vehicles have lowered our tolerance...we used to pray the car would just start and get us from point a to point b; now we curse our cars to hell when our Bluetooth connection drops in the middle of a call.

Ok, can you please tell me how the “herb” reference came about? I know many people have been calling the overlord who killed Splinter and Deadspin an “herb” but I don’t get why.

You should prank him, and get some friends’ extra cars and park one more every week.  See how long it takes for him to say something.

I think that looks great but the exterior styling of the Magnum wasn’t really the issue. It was the interior, which was cost cut to oblivion. 

And worst thing is, that all of those drivers spilled their beers.

I will be happy to go on record that I think this is one of the top 5 best looking cars of this decade.

No. Stance is dumb. Slammed is dumb. Lower it a bit to improve handling & fill the wheel wells. Dropping to the point the wheels are jammed up in the wells it looks dumb. 

Tom, great advice and great point. What in your experience is the sweet spot for how long to keep a new car? I’ve always assumed it was 8-10 years and I know it depends on the vehicle but wonder what your general advice would be on that. 

Not a bad idea.

I’m guessing this article got kinja’d, as I just spotted it through my Facebook feed, the date says it published Monday morning, and yet it has no comments.

You buy this truck for the same reason why I bet you bought your manual Hellcat:

The automatic is significantly less fun.