Steering wheels are complicated.

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

I am not sure how useful that front view setup will be, how often do you need to see what is in front of you up on a service rack?

That’s 300 quarter miles, bro.

Fuck you US Ford.

Fisticuffs spelled backwards is racecar

Imnotsurewhostoblameinthiscase.ItseemslikeyoucouldplacesomeoftheblameonTeslaandsomeonthegentlemanwhowasdrivingornotdrivingwhateverthecasemaybe.

I’m pleased to announce we’re working on a “top fuel dragster” Challenger called the “Satan” with 8000hp.

Nevermind the salt residue and rust on this F40, it has ZERO MILES on the odometer!

Cancelled my reservation for next week with Enterprise, and now Avis has my business. Also renewed my NRA membership today as well.

I’m from St. Louis and was glad to see he made it out of St. Louis without getting jacked.

So, you’re basically fucked if you need touched up or repainted.

This year’s Leadfoot Festival is on the weekend after next. Obviously I have tickets and I can’t bloody wait! Think of it as Goodwood lite with fewer rules.

It was 2004 and I was sick of my 2000 Nissan Xterra.

As a former owner of a ‘10 two door JK, this is exactly how I’d configure mine:

I moved an entire house worth of stuff across town in my BMW wagon. It took like 20 trips but I managed it. Why didn’t I rent a U-Haul? Because those suck to drive and I was horribly unprepared for moving, having literally nothing packed up the day of the move. Thankfully almost all of my furniture is from IKEA so it…

Meanwhile, literally anywhere else:

I believe they prefer “LEAFs”

Dear Jalopnik, PLEASE no more spoilers in article titles. DVRs are everywhere and you keep killing it for us. C‘mon, it can’t that big of a deal to do us the readers that favor.

This is what the $6,800 worth of damage looked like: