The best part is, the number truly is real. I called it just to see what would happen and cackled like a mad woman at the recording. 

He’s gonna get maxed out, one way or another, whether with the Nets or somebody else. I’d just prefer it not be the Nets.

Durant and Kyrie will both go to Brooklyn. In two years, they will win an NBA title. Then Kyrie will decide that he wants to be the alpha on a championship team and demand a trade. He will be dealt to the promising Atlanta Hawks. He will miss most of the next season due to injury, and they will surprise everyone by…

If someone kills Steve Harvey and replaces him with Kenan, I feel like we could all just go with it, pretend like nothing happened and not say anything.

Hey, there’s no way we could know what he meant by that! He might might the “S” in BDSM. Although I don’t know that they’re necessarily seeking control...

Hey, I’m pro garden anti industrial food production and my kids are vaccinated. Vaccinated with love that is. (and vaccines)

I’m surprised the U.S. players haven’t responded to the criticism by just saying the same thing louder and slower.

Nothing to say other than , I loved Tony Gywnn.

Happens to the best of us. Your laying it out—absolutely everything possible—in the conference room for the last doughnut and boom there’s the conference room table that you completely forgot. Once your hung up on it, there’s no way to recover. It’s a mid morning nap or nothing

Good advice, Mr. Pupkin.

His true astonishment and admiration while the Pizza GOAT slowly walks away as if nothing happened is the best part of this video

KD is just checking out the secret back hallways of every stadium so when he goes to LA next season he’ll know where Chris Paul is invading from. That’s just smart leadership.

That is surely an oversight by the board, they will increase his compensation post haste, how is he supposed to survive on $7M?

Leon Golub if you’re wearing sunglasses, probably:

You asked so kindly, so sure.

Perhaps when choosing suitable hosting sites “we can’t guarantee we won’t commit ethnically-motivated violence” could be seen as a dealbreaker? Just throwing it out there.

Not only did it stay fair, but it had no hook and according to statcast, he barrelled it.

Most poachers are poor farmers or villagers of some other profession that have fallen on hard times.

In the U.S. it’s also redlining, and the crack epidemic, and the Ku Klux Klan, and the response to Hurricane Katrina, and COINTELPRO, and cops murdering black people without consequence, so...really nothing passive-aggressive about that.