I gotta say, respect to the Madden curse for really upping its fucking game. No resting on laurels there. 

God help us all, because that is barely hyperbolic.

One difference is Voit respected and followed the stop sign at third base.

I think you mean his Tom Scocca!

All I can say, Albert, is I hope you are Kobe’s Hannibal Buress.

All he needs is a bat so he can flip it.

The last election was for 4 at-large council seats. So Althea is, indeed, the closest runner-up having come in 5th place since 1st-4th place are currently serving.

Check out the Transit Museum in Brooklyn. That’s my favorite slightly under the radar museum.

Everyone - “Surviors don’t come out because people judge their credibility and hold them to unfair standards of behavior.”

Let’s take this conversation to Temecula.

He pushed for the impeachment of Clinton because of lying under oath and attempting to witness tamper.  He’s done both.  So...I guess he’s going to withdraw his nomination?

The hilarious thing is that this guy, who made his political bones as Ken Starr’s chief panty sniffer, is going to go down because he lied to cover up sexual misbehavior.

Always basketball ejection truthers.

Jeezus. I think Shaq owes him breakfast.

give the Browns fans every bit of happiness that they deserve.

Dear Baker,

For anyone who questions why someone like Ford never went to the cops just read how this woman was treated by the police when she reported the rape.  Apparently kissing = consent to everything and hiring a lawyer to protect yourself is frowned upon.

I’ve been trying to decipher your acrostic and I can’t figure it out. What does PWOOOOG mean?

Hmmm, gossip repackaged as news...